happy bday c!wilbur. you havent changed but i bet you wish you did
[image transcription:Â A comic centred around Tommy and Wilbur, and Wilburâs inability to stop smoking + the observation those close to him make about him.
Tubbo: Youâre being a bit of a dick, Wilbur; do you need a smoke? I have one if-
Wilbur: Tubbo, no! I donât smoke anymore. Iâve already died once and Iâm not going to waste this gift by smoking!
Wilbur: You shouldnât carry those with you, Tubbo.
Tubbo: Okay, Iâll toss them.
[A new scene, showing Tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy, sitting together with Michael.]
Tubbo: You hear that Wilburâs stopped smoking? Made me throw out the stash and everything. He seemed quite serious.
Tommy: Ugh, I know! Heâs all on his horse about it but itâs all bullshit, isnât it.
Tubbo: What, donât believe him? Wilburâs never lied before (this is said sarcastically).
Tommy, missing the sarcasm: You do? Itâd be nice but-
Ranboo: You just keep those on you?
Tubbo: Yeah, LOL. Schlatt used to say heâd quit when heâd get a bad cough scare and get rid of âem and then start yelling at us the next day when he couldnât find any. Habit, I guess.
Tubbo: Anyways. No point getting rid of them
[A panel showing Quackity and Wilbur smoking together, and then a panel of Wilbur once he realizes that Tommy has seen him smoking with Quackity.]
Tubbo: Because I reckon Wilbur wonât last.
Wilbur: Tommy - Tommy! Stop being a child about this. Come back.
Tommy: So what was all that about wanting to cherish life and be a new man about then?
Wilbur: I never said that. Besides - itâs just a friendly thing with Quackity.
Tommy: What is going on with you and Quackity, man?
Wilbur: Nothing! I never said Iâd stop smoking anyways.
Wilbur: Whatever - whatâs the worst that happens? I die? Dream can just revive me again.
Tommy: You said âIâve died once and I donât want to die again.â That youâve changed. But that was a fucking lie, wasnât it?
Wilbur: Youâre over-reacting, Tommy.â
[Wilbur hesitates putting out a cigarette, and then raises it to his mouth instead.]
[Wilbur sitting alone on a bench, lighting a cigarette.]
Wilbur: I donât think I have changed after all. Fuck.] END ID