[officialeggsuprise]

You ever think about how Paul is Emma’s reason to stay and Emma is Paul’s reason to leave? You ever think about how Emma wanted to do nothing but run, leave hatchetfield and never look back? You even think about how Paul never intended to leave, he was content living there working his boring job and drinking shitty coffee? You ever think about the fact that Paul would be the only reason Emma would really genuinely stay in hatchetfield? You even think about the fact that Emma would be the only reason Paul would ever leave? You ever think about that?

[courtney-deserved-better]

overlooked reason as to why leshawna’s elimination in tdwt was bullshit!!

ok so im gonna take you back to one of my favorite tda episodes (an oxymoron, i know) in which the contestants had to study like med school students for the challenge. and chef provided pizza for their cram night. leshawna doesnt eat any so when people get sick she and duncan investigate what’s going on with the challenge. leshawna goes straight to the kitchen where chef (and dj but she doesn’t know that) have been making pizza. in the confessional she states that if someone is too nice to you, they usually want something from you. that’s how she figures out that the pizza is sus. so why, in the next season, would she see someone ON THE OPPOSING TEAM be super nice and flirtatious with her out of the blue and not suspect anything?? to the extent where she attacks her new friend heather after heather points out that something is up with alejandro?? huh??

[paltrypal]

just some teens being happy....

[majachee]

She scope on my e til i

[femnoah]

Ngl, having Neha/Noah and Izzy return at the merge in WT would have been so much more satisfying than Blaineley.

Like obviously because of the potential rivalry between Neha/Noah and Alejandro, and because it'd be interesting to see how the Neha/Noah and Izzy interact without teams and (eventually) without Owen. Like, they're canonically the smartest people there? And you're saying that it's not a wasted potential for the two not to use it in competition?

Plus there's the pattern that should've been continued when it comes to contestants returning around the merge:

Island- Izzy and Eva

Action- Izzy and Owen

World Tour- Izzy and Neha/Noah

It'd genuinely have been more satisfying for Izzy to have continued the pattern of returning with her friends!

[ribbonlab-zip]

the neha, izzy, courtney, and owen alliance we could've had 🙏🙏

[duo-ducks]

[sixer-moose]

and now I preform my greatest trick of all, disappearing for the next 5 years

(I'm actually beginning to redo my old tdi designs so give recommendations on who I should do) (currently finished are Gwen, Lindsay and Sierra)

[jesterjaxx]

Their periods synced

[femnoah]

Finally, after all this time I am happy to announce.....

The newest Tdxdanganronpa chapter is out!!!!

Plenty of plot twists in the 2/3 chapter of the trial! Though don't worry, the next chapter is going to be less trial and more character interactions as the end of the trial draws near! Mainly cause of how long this chapter is!

With that being said, I hope you all enjoy!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And now for the other update, my next post on AO3 will be the first prompt (and soon) so keep your eyes peeled!

[femnoah]

Hey hey!

Dunno if we ever interracted but love whatcha do! Had some random ideas of my own about why Noah crossdresses that I thought you'd prob do cool stuff with. Don't feel pressured tho!

Random idea that you prob already had, but... what if Noah crossdresses because:

-She's the child of a producer or host and cross-dresses to not get them or herself in trouble or just so others don't target who she knows… or maybe just to spend time with them without them knowing?

-She's a secret agent sent to not be a mole for the cast, but for the hosts?

-She's a monster of some kind who accidentally made her human disguise a dude and just stuck with it. (or maybe it wasn't an accident?)

-She's tryna escape someplace or someone and crossdresses so they don't find her, only sharing that she is a girl with those she trusts.

-girl badmouthed some witch or something and got cursed, so she appears as a dude to people she doesn't trust. She finds this hilarious, though.

-She's just doing it for no reason, purely for entertainment.

Keep up the great work- love reading your summaries and plan to write a fem! Noah fanfic someday cause of your work lol! hope thats okay!

Omg hi!! I don't think we have actually also thank you!!

And I'm always up for hearing more ideas, it's so fun!

So uhh, if you don't mind me blabbing on about your fabulous ones? I hope not haha!

That first one has so much drama and/or angst potential omg, I love it. Especially If she's doing it to spend more time with a parent who just doesn't acknowledge her and doesn't recognise her as 'Noah' and willingly speaks to 'him'.

There could also be, if that parent is a deadbeat, her trying to find out why they left and maybe eventually wanting to get revenge on them?

Imagine if it was like Chris or a producer or something and she's plotting all along to ruin the show and their reputation, to take everything away from them. That'd make one hell of a revenge drama

As for the secret mole one, I feel like that one can come under the investigation one I had which I actually adore and don't think I've talked enough about on the blog.

Because I was thinking more on the informant side for the police/intelligence agency or something at some point but your use of the word mole makes me think about her working for the network to keep an eye on the hosts which would be so interesting and cause so much drama like would the contestants side with her after learning it or would Chris' grudge against the network influences them?

There's actually some pretty cool folklore and mythology surrounding certain 'monsters' and the gender that could actually play into the monster one!!

Take selkies for instance, the females are the ones that you hear about getting trapped into marriages or being controlled via their pelt whereas the males tend to just be seen as unusually attractive men who might have kids then immediately leave. Or like how harpies and sirens are traditionally female and not male.

So for this one it'd be kind of cool if she came from a female only species and her human disguise being male is to just throw them off the scent for either her safety or so she can hunt easier!

The trying to escape somewhere/someone can be maybe taken as a subcategory for the 'doesn't want people knowing she's on the show', like the darker side of it?

I've actually had a stalker au/headcannon that's been brewing for a long while now (and I've discussed to many lengths with @legacyofwalpurgis22 to the point we're kinda developing our own aus for this au- love the rabbit hole) that can kind of be related to this since she didn't want them knowing she's on the show so she's doing the whole 'Noah' thing!!

But omg you've actually gave me an idea, like as I'm typing this lmao. Raised in a cult but ran away vibes... and you know that one fan song done for we happy few (cool game)? Anytime you smile by JT music I think? You should check it out. If the cult was like that song- forced happiness and stuff- it'd be interesting character wise. Cause damn that'd make a fun little horror adventure for the cast

Or even just running from home in general- annabeth chase coded ('my grand plan' would kinda be peak in a world tour au with her making it past London or even during London if she was the only non-captured on her team)

The being cursed after badmouthing someone is absolutely hilarious.

Especially if she doesn't realise it at first because she doesn't really talk to people often and those she does she trusts. So she has no clue that some people think she's a guy for a good while. Like, somehow it's never discussed between those who see her as a guy and those who see her as a girl.

It'd also be pretty cool on how the 'transformation' would work in the eyes of someone she doesn't trust at first. Like would it be a one second she looks like a guy and the next she looks like herself or is it a more gradual thing? Is there a significant moment it'd be noticeable or would they only notice once she's fully herself after looking back on some memories?

And people she only half trusts/likes, would they see her as completely androgynous? Cause that could also be potentially cool, everyone thinking she looks different to what the others do based solely on the levels of trust

But when she figures it out, she's going to 100% find it hilarious

Classic one this one which could come under her finding it funny. Girls just want to have fun and if fun is crossdressing on international TV and lying to everyone? Then so be it!

Thank you btw, I really do love to hear it! And of course it's okay- I'm actually insisting that you do!!!! My hyperfixation demands to be fed which is probably why I post so much, hahaha!

But seriously, I'd love to see other people's fem Noah content so I'm always up to encourage it!! And when you do let me know so I can read it ;)

[ribbonlab-zip]

stalker au you are so loved

[femnoah]

Happy new years guys!!!!

Hope it's a good one for everyone! :D

Sorry about the lack of posts, there was this one fic that I half-did a while ago, and I decided I wanted it to be my first fic of the year and didn't want to post anything until I finished with the first chapter!

So my first update on AO3 in 2026 is Yuri!

I know Nortney is not a popular ship- like at all- so I wanted to contribute to it with a relatively normal, Nortney being the main ship, gay, fic. So if you don't mind checking it out- even if it's not your usual cup of tea? I just didn't realise the lack of content out there on AO3, especially for the ship to be seen in a positive light? So here goes my quest for the year of doubling the Nortney fics on AO3 so there's more typical fics there. Like the rewrites and the coffee store, and the highschool, and the university, and the meeting years after the show tropes.

This one is essentially a minor rewrite where 'Noah' isn't eliminated in London. Neha is kind of a bit of a gremlin and a lot of a disaster bisexual. Courtney is having a sexuality crisis after being cheated on and gets a weird offer from 'Noah'. They get close to each other and flirting eventually ensures. As well as petty revenge schemes.

There are mentions of Alenoah, Gwourtney, Aleheather, Gwuncanband a slither of Noaheather but more in the sense of previous/one-sided crushes and Neha's odd sense of attraction.

The fic in question~

(please give it a try, you can always click off it if you don't like it)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[renviary]

some batfam! (platonic/familial)

In order: B and dick, damian and alfie, b and tim, dick and baby duke

[bluejayscrying]

silly little Steph and joyous baby dami doodle

[yumitora]

me when i remember the show's overall arc was about will graham's becoming but also, in tandem, hannibal's undoing ......... the untouchable, austere, inhuman person suit slowly becoming more & more undone & mortal all because of something so human as LOVE!!!! will resists his own becoming the whole way through and although hannibal's comparatively much more willing to indulge himself, we still see that he tries and tries to retreat behind his own fortresses whenever he's startled by his own compassion for will, when he tries and tries to find ways to not let this inconvenient bone-deep feeling for will rooted in his chest be so all-consuming, be so reducing ... until eventually, he gives up and accepts his fall.

the great hannibal lecter!!! finds himself at his knees in the dirty snow just for the chance that will might come to him again. the monster whittled down to only a man, after all .... i'm gnawing at my own hands wtf they make me fucking sick!!!!! will, a man who knows he's a monster and slowly accepts that ... and hannibal, a monster who discovers that he's a man .....

[eightbitpale]

The prodigal codywan returns

[loveridden1999]

girl whatever

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 2 (masterpost here)

*Damian and Jason, four hours into a stakeout*

Damian: Jay, hand me the mango pieces.

Jason: *plastic crinkling* ayyy, I’m Jason again!

Damian: *snorts*

Jason: what was with that, by the way? I just showed up in Gotham and found you referring to everyone like they’re your professor. Like, that’s not a ‘you’ thing, I don’t know why you started doing that.

*audible chewing noises*

Damian: do you want the genuine honest answer?

Jason: please god do tell

Damian: so- and you aren’t allowed to laugh. but when I first came to Gotham and I showed up at the manor, father obviously had to give me a tour of the place, right?

Jason: yeah.

Damian: and they wanted to do a DNA test to check that my mother wasn’t pulling a fast one by claiming my birthright, so the first place he showed me was the cave, which was also where Tim was.

Jason: *hums*

Damian: and you know that place- the first time you went to the cave, it was wild, right?

Jason: oh, like walking into the tardis for the first time. insane.

Damian: exactly. all high-tech and shit, and I’d just come from the desert compound I’d spent my entire life in- like, my first time going into the kitchen at the manor I saw Alfred loading the dishwasher and my first thought was ‘oh my god what the fuck kind of machine is that-‘

Jason: *abrupt cackle*

Damian: -so the fucking cave for the first time? as a little desert-boy ten year old? I was a little distracted,

Jason, chuckling slightly: ok, fair,

Damian: and so I’m zoned the fuck out, looking around this cave and not paying attention to anything father’s saying, and then I finally tune back in just to hear the words ‘-ackson drake’ while he like, tries to introduce me to Tim.

Jason: *slowly starts laughing again*

Damian, raising his voice to be heard over Jason’s increasing beats of laughter: -and so I’m fucking standing there, ten years old, no clue what this kid’s first name is, and everybody’s looking at me like I’m supposed to be the one fucking talking right now, and ALL I can think of is my mother, who before she shipped me off to Gotham completely alone kept fucking telling me ‘Damian you have to be strong and show that you deserve to be the Batman’s blood son. show no weakness and take the mantle you were born to have; show no fucking hesitance.’, so I’M panicking,

Jason, still cackling: *a clap* NO I DO- I DO REMEMBER, LIKE, BACK IN THE LEAGUE-, holy shit back in the league when your only coping mechanism for not knowing the fuck was going on around you, was literally just to pretend you knew what the fuck was going on around you and bullshit till you make it,

Damian: WELL IT WAS LIKE THE ONLY FUCKING THING MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME-

Jason, through tears: -that’s why I didn’t say shit when I came back to Gotham and found you fucking, doing all this blood son bullshit! You started calling me Todd and speaking in old english and I was just like ‘bless him he’s terrified, just leave him be’

Damian: *cackles* and I did- I did appreciate you going along with it, because back when this happened I panicked and just started calling Tim ‘Drake’ because I was too embarrassed to ask him for his first name, and then by the time I heard somebody else call him Tim in passing, everybody had just assumed this was a thing I did. and I was too socially awkward to clear it up and switch back, so I just had to stick to Drake.

Jason: *wheeze* a-and Grayson?

Damian: well at first I just went along with the surname thing out of awkwardness, but then I’d gone too deep and I had no way out- AND THEN- and then Batman fucking died-

Jason: *wheeze*

Damian: -and I went from being parented by the gymnastics version of the dark lord to being gentle-parented by fucking Nightwing-

Jason, choking: holy- holy shit-

Damian: do you know what it’s like to go from *gruff voice* ‘Damian we don’t fucking kill, give me the katana or I’ll put you in Arkham’ to *high pitched, sweet voice* ‘oh hey Dames, obviously I can’t stop you from killing but I really would appreciate it if we discussed all our options and came to a mature decision together on what’s best in this scenario-‘

Jason: *crying, silent wheezes*

Damian: so DURING all this I’m trying to subtly switch back to using peoples actual names, except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard Richard because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-

Jason, amused: hysterectomy- he lost a spleen, Dames

Damian: well whatever happened he wasn’t AROUND for me to shift to calling him Tim! and when father was back I’d made no progress and was back to square one, except this time I was stuck calling one brother Richard and the other Drake!

Jason, still laughing: and this is where I came in?

Damian: I felt BAD! I’d already taken Robin from the guy, I didn’t want him to feel like he was lesser of a brother to me than Richard. So I demoted you to Todd so he wouldn’t feel alone.

Jason: very thoughtful.

Jason: we should probably get you a therapist, dude. I think everybody forgets that when you showed up you were literally just a very confused immigrant child with no experience of normal social interaction apart from me at the league.

Damian: oh I was like, 60% into an anxiety attack consistently for the first two years I was in the city.

Jason: *snorts*

Damian: the first time I was left alone with Tim we were in the kitchen and he said ‘do you want wifi?’ and, y’no, coming from the league, barely any tech and the only normality was the concept of fighting to the death over everything, MY instinctual ten-year-old thought was ‘oh shit, wifi must be slang for brawl here, we’re about to fight’-

Jason: *laughter* you’re fucking kidding

Damian: -so I’m like, so be it, and I say ‘come on then’ and get ready to start punching, only for him to turn around and grab a piece of card stuck to the fridge and hold it out to me,

Jason: *cackles*

Damian: and he goes ‘here’s the password so you can connect, I’m assuming you have a phone or something’-which I fucking didn’t by the way, my mother gave me a shitty flip-phone to call her in emergencies but it didn’t use wifi-, and he’s holding it out to me and I had to like, subtly shift my posture out of the defensive position I’d been in-,

Jason, delirious from laughter: this is the fucking best. thing.

Damian: -and I take it from him, and he gives me this weird look like he has no idea how to communicate with me, and I was just like ‘shit I might have to kill this one, it’s the only way to get out of this interaction’.

Jason: *wheeze* if we go through the timeline, every murder attempt on Tim’s life has just been an occasion where you’ve felt socially awkward and didn’t see any other way out of conversation,

Damian: pretty much, yeah. I should have been on xanax for those first few years.

Jason: stories from your first years in Gotham are my favourite thing in the world.

*a few silent beats*

Tim: are you telling me I’ve been stuck as Drake for YEARS all because Damian’s fucking scared of social interaction?!

*crashing sound*

Jason: HOLY FUCK-

Damian: OH MY GOD I FORGOT WE WERE CONNECTED TO THE MAIN LINE-