miming

river / any pronouns

[brainstreams]

[transformativeworks]

[ID: A screenshot of Boromir of Gondor from Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring, standing in Rivendell and staring (at either Legolas or Aragorn) off camera. The subtitle has been edited to say

AO3 has no App.

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/ID]

[pasiphile]

Fic: These Shores That Cure

“That's the deal. You come with me, I keep my mouth shut about what you've done, you pretend to be cute and demure when there are other people around. And in private… We'll work something out. But I am taking responsibility over you, let that be clear.”

“Meaning?” Jim asks sharply.

“Meaning that this isn't going to be a pro forma thing. I'll be your Dom, whatever shape that will take."

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)

Pairing: Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: BDSM!AU, dubious consent

Word Count: 53.568

Summary: In a world divided by strict sexual roles, Jim and Seb single-handedly invent the concepts of ‘service top’ and ‘topping from the bottom’; or

How to gain your bastard of a sub’s trust in five easy many difficult steps.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[ribbu]

fuck sheriarty

[saintprey]

do you do requests from any fandom? like moriarty from bbc sherlock?

little bastard

[best-bird-tournament]

Columbiformes order / Columbidae family - RUNOFF

Which is the best bird?

Mourning dove

Luzon bleeding-heart

Voting ended onJan 29

[pankendev]

you ever jack off?

what else is there

[pasiphile]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

—fairytales, and we all know how those end, don’t we— Except no one ever told you what happens after the supposed happy ending. After the villain falls down some cliff or gets set on fire or shoots his brains out.

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC) Pairing: Past Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty Rating: Mature Word Count: 6000 Work Summary: Two years after Moriarty's death, Sherlock Holmes can finally return to London, to go back to his life as it was. Except for the rumour of Moriarty's Ghost, come back to take revenge on all who ever crossed him…

[ribbu]

[liamipoi]

oh we are SO BACK

[everyday-cutephoto]

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[drdaanvondutch]

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

[batsandbutch]

[gothiccharmschool]

Please please please I need to go there.

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[petshopbutch]

love how much attention this post is getting i knew the gay people in my phone would understand me. btw here's the picture that inspired me to make this post in the first place:

[clintcatalyst]

What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run (2021) — Oh de Laval