I Meme

Do u ever

[dumptaker]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bob-belcher]

[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

[meanplastic]

[bcfenix]

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[professorfuntimes]

Bae: Come over babe  Me: But there is this icy puddle between us Bae: I have salt deposits

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[ribbyribs-blog]

Girl: Are you nervous?

Me: Yes

Girl: Is this your first time?

Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

[unsounded]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[ungezieferwerden]

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[wotadeath]

[memomemomemo53]

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[gothpandora-deactivated20190429]

she is an Artist

[whatsittoyabub]

such grace…

[black-academic]

omg her lines <3

[baba-wanyi-deactivated20170312]

wow, when will I ever?

[berrystumpytail]