abi!

she/they [19!] hannibal apologist jesse pinkman enjoyer ((i treat this account like it’s my own little diary that i barely write in))

[greyheadedjaco]

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

the bone temple is so funny it's like what if one man had a bedside manner so powerful it could make the whole world better. now back to people getting peeled

[snailsfall]

[lucerysvelaryonslawyer]

i get sad every time i remember jimmy ink isnt real.

[woman-respecter]

average gay guy problems: i have been hooking up with my hockey rival, but now i am developing feelings for him and nobody can know! >_< also nobody serves ginger ale

average lesbian problems: my wife died when an alien virus turned all of humanity into a hivemind and then said hivemind sent a woman who looks like a female version of my romantasy hero to charm me into complacency, which i resisted at first but then i got lonely and now i think i am falling for her >_< also john cena said the hivemind is eating people

[housemdsuggestions]

In the club freakin it Wilson style

[ribcake]

the ghoul from the fallout series is kind of like a less hot version of hancock from fallout 4 sorry i love the ghoul but he will never be what hancock is to me

[shut-up-hope]

his kill count is over a trillion

[ribcake]

the hardest task in the world is knowing what to get your mother for christmas when she gets mad if you spend too much money on her

[ribcake]

my dream halloween costume would be to go as begbie from trainspotting but i’m worried that nobody will get it

[ribcake]

fallout 4 deacon is so underrated why does nobody like the silly man??

[ribcake]

like he’ll just be following you around and then you turn around and BOOM he’s wearing a completely different outfit and he’s bald

[ribcake]

fallout 4 deacon is so underrated why does nobody like the silly man??

[ribcake]

when paper comes out of the printer and it’s nice and warm it’s because it wants you to embrace it in your arms

[ribcake]

why is everyone suddenly hating on yandere dev as if he hasn’t been a massive creep and an absolute weirdo this whole time like why is everyone suddenly NOW hating on him?? he’s always been a fucking degenerate!!! i hate him!!!!!!!

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[evilsexy]

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being