A Businessman with Standards!

Role-play blog for the Resident Evil 5 character Ricardo Irving. Character is typically portrayed lightly AU where he survived the Kijuju incident. [[Will happily RP with anyone from any fandom. I portray Ricardo Irving as rude, blunt, and womanizing. ]] Header made by @lasplaga

[ricardo-irving]

“A business like this doesn’t fund itself, y’know?”

                              “Yet they always look down on me…”

                                                            “…but not anymore!”

                           Ricardo Irving

Independent Roleplay Blog!

         +20 years RP experience

               +Original Character Friendly

               +Semi-selective

             +Loves to RP violence, gore, and extreme makeovers body horror!

         ☣  Home | About | Rules  ☣

[ricardo-irving]

Ricardo Irving with Winsor and Newton Cotman watercolor set.

[chernobyltrash]

Sorry Irving, I forgor your name even after hearing it in the cutscene like 829203847 times.

[brun00u11]

[queenofshilla]

AL PACINO as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983) (dir. Brian De Palma)

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

LEVIATHAN

by Thomas Elliott

[abstract-hellbender]

re5 villain fam

bonus gifts 4 a friend of mine:

[ricardo-irving]

does your muse like to get revenge on those they feel have wronged them?

Ricardo is a very vengeful person. Resident Evil 5 proves that, too. He was so pissed at Chris and Sheva for messing up his deal that he releases the B.O.W. known as Popokarimu after them. He's like that for smaller slights, too. Of course...this isn't to say that these always work out in his favor, and there are some people that he is too afraid to enact vengeance on, so it just turns into a seething rage inside him.

[abxtchbetired]

seven deadly sins headcanons

because i'm tired of sinday memes being all about sex. send a category + a number. warning: some of the questions in the lust section are nsft. that's why it's at the bottom.

gluttony - - -

what could your muse eat all the time without ever getting tired of it?

a feast of all your muse's favorite foods is laid out in front of them. what's on the menu?

is your muse the type to leave the last bit of food for someone else, or to take it for themselves before someone else can claim it?

does your muse frequently overeat?

does your muse go back for seconds? thirds? fourths?

how many meals and snacks does your muse eat in a day?

what are your muse's go-to beverages?

does your muse drink enough water?

does your muse drink many sugary drinks, like soda or juice?

is your muse a heavy (alcohol) drinker? if so, what do they drink? in what situations do they drink? do they know their limits? do they stop at their limit, or go past it?

is your muse addicted to caffeine? if so, what is their preferred caffeinated beverage?

does your muse have a sweet tooth?

greed - - -

what does your muse collect, if anything?

is your muse prone to hoarding anything?

what is your muse's financial situation? what are their financial goals?

is money important to your muse? why or why not?

how much money does your muse keep in their checking account at any given time? if your muse keeps cash, how much do they usually have in their wallet? does your muse carry coins around? what is the limit on their credit card, if they have one? do they have multiple credit cards?

does your muse have good savings habits? how much do they currently have saved up?

is your muse prone to shopping sprees? if so, what do they usually indulge in buying?

is your muse in debt? if so, are they managing it well, or are they struggling?

would your muse throw others under the bus/step on others if it meant they could find more success/make more money?

would your muse steal anything?

wrath - - -

does your muse like to get revenge on those they feel have wronged them?

how does your muse handle anger? do they have anger issues? how do they manage or vent their anger?

does your muse believe in karma?

did your muse get into fights as a kid? do they get into fights as an adult? if your muse never got into fights before, would they in the name of self defense?

what, if anything, provokes your muse to violence?

does your muse believe that violence can solve some problems? or are they more a "violence is never the answer" type? somewhere in-between?

does your muse destroy things for fun, or to let off steam?

was your muse a bully? or were they bullied themselves?

has your muse ever considered murdering someone? or have they actually gone through with murdering someone?

does your muse enjoy hurting others, whether it be physically or emotionally?

pride - - -

does your muse believe they are the best at everything, even if that belief is unwarranted?

in what areas might your muse be a little overconfident? are they overconfident in the sense that they don't have the skills to back it up, or in the sense that they do have the skills but they are obnoxious in their confidence?

does your muse accept responsibility for their actions when they have done something wrong?

is your muse comfortable with apologizing to others?

does your muse feel remorse? if so, how do they express it?

has your muse every blown off preparing for something because they were confident they could complete the task without preparation? if so, what was the situation?

is your muse prone to bragging? what do they brag about?

does your muse look down on others they perceive as being "not as good" at things as they are?

sloth - - -

on what day(s) does your muse feel most lazy? at a specific time of day, or all day?

is your muse prone to procrastination?

what chores/responsibilities does your muse avoid doing at all costs?

how many hours of sleep does your muse get? do they feel rested after, or are they still tired?

once your muse gets started doing something important, do they drag their feet, take many breaks, and ultimately prolong the task? or do they work as quickly as possible, at the sacrifice of a quality job? or do they work efficiently without sacrificing quality?

does your muse put on real clothes every day, or only if they have to go out?

if your muse could get away with wearing pajamas all day every day, would they?

does your muse complain about responsibilities a lot?

is your muse the type to get up on time on their own or with an alarm? are they the type to hit snooze over and over?

envy - - -

does your muse get jealous easily, or does it take a lot for them to feel it?

what kinds of things does your muse get jealous about?

does your muse compare themselves to others often? if so, how does it affect them?

lust - - -

is your muse sexually active? if so, how often do they have sex? how many partners do they typically have at one time? if not, why not?

what is your muse's sexuality? if asexual, are they sex favorable, sex indifferent, or sex repulsed?

is your muse vanilla, or are they kinky? if kinky, what are their top three kinks, and why do they like them? if vanilla, what position(s) does your muse have sex in?

what sex-related words turn your muse on? what words make them cringe?

does your muse masturbate? if so, how often, and how do they get themselves off? if not, why not?

does your muse have high, medium, or low libido?

is sex compatibility a dealbreaker for your muse in a relationship? why or why not?

how does your muse feel about one-night-stands?

what was your muse's first time having sex like? who was it with, why did they choose that person, where did it take place, how old were they, and what happened?

[ricardo-irving]

Dollar Tree Ricardo Irving.

I use watercolors and make traditional art. That's my jam. Traditional art supplies are expensive, so I like trying the cheaper products. Everything on this painting was bought from the Dollar Tree. If you want to create but don't have a lot of money, their products will work in a pinch. I think Crayola makes much more vibrant watercolors, though, and they're still pretty accessible.

[ricardo-irving]

[A very Happy Father's Day to everyone except this deadbeat. Left for cigarettes decades ago and never came back.]

[tamvmat]

From depths

Mixed media - acrylic painting and Photoshop

[arlo-maintenanceman]

my fanart of wesker dying in a glue trap

[corpshumain]

Wesker thinks he's so funny for this

inspired by this tweet

[toyrylaartblog]

I can explain (I can't explain)

[ricardo-irving]

Hi!

What happens if Ricardo Irving was FORCED to cook like pure pressure? or against his will like being held at gun point?🔥🍊

That's one hell of a hypothetical. First off, he's not a great cook. He pretty much relied on bodegas or hot pockets when he was growing up and never developed any skill in cooking. If he had to cook, however, and the person didn't mind a side of food poisoning with their dinner, then he can fix an okay pizza. New York style, of course. Keep that shitty Chicago style out of his house.

[ricardo-irving]

Hi! Um..dark Question for ya

Dose Ricardo Irving still have contact with him mom? or is she....in the clouds?🍠🍊🏵🔥

Ricardo despised his mom, much like she despised him. She saw Ricardo as a nuisance, a pain in the ass, an unwanted child. He was very much a latchkey kid and did a lot of raising himself. His mother was a nurse, so she worked long shifts. She was a drunk, had a flavor-of-the-week fling since Rico's father wasn't in the picture...in a ways, there were some similarities that Rico took from his mother as much as he hated her.

And she's dead. We can say dead here. Not that unalived BS lol. She died and Ricardo didn't care. In fact, he cut contact with her when he moved to Raccoon City for college, so he might not even know she's dead. He assumed she is, though.