officially in my LOTR era

26 | She/Her | This hellsite has me in a chokehold

[weepingjedi]

Guess who just found out the biggest plot twist in gaming history 22 years after it happened

[yenvengerberg]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 4 | Season 3, Episode 5

[kookiedeadbutterflies]

You can tell the difference in Lestat’s intent based on who was telling the story.

In Claudia’s version of events, Lestat was being cruel by making her watch Charlie burn. Grabbing her with his hands and forcing her to gaze as his face melted. His face is serious as he tortures her with this lesson.

In Lestat’s memories, he was holding Claudia’s hand the entire time as she watched Charlie burn in front of her. His face is melancholic and tearful as he likely recalls Nicki being burned by Armand. He was enduring the pain with her in real time.

Claudia never knew any of this because she never looked back to see his face.

[kindaorangey]

very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people

[asliceofoceanmist]

me and the other freaks when the ending has homoerotic double homicide

[earthchoir]

niall calling ruben a chemical dependency and then the reveal he’s been addicted to having chemsex. ok

[capricious-soldes]

it's so funny too how all this suffering amounted to absolutely fucking nothing

people all around facing moral dilemma after dilemma, going to prison, getting beaten and assaulted and traumatized. lying and skeeming and plotting, dying and killing for no fucking reason at all

[thisautistic]

Finishing Half Man tonight like:

as if this fkn show will leave my head in the next five years let alone 5 days lmao

[fanhole99]

Grateful they're both dead because now my man Alby is FREE.

[ishalf]

its been 14 years and i still think merlin shouldve told gwaine about his magic tbh....

[sushi9999]

Akotsk as animal crossing

[fishfingersandscarves]

come home with me!!

[bikaidanalenko]

half man, a summary:

[jiwoodawnstarnation]

If Ruben and Niall both don't end up 10 ft under in ep 6 I'm going to be annoyed

Like I'm sorry if one dies the other has to as well

[thenightshadowqueen]

Genuinely my biggest question at this point is why the fuck is Ava at that goddamn wedding?

[lazybakerart]

ruben wanting more than anything to have a kept woman at home who he can provide for and care for and love and do everything for as long as she stays put not realizing that's literally niall, who's already a kept man at home who he's already providing for and caring for and loving and doing everything for and would be so happy to stay put just for him.

[weepingjedi]

The average Half Man viewing experience:

[sexycraisinthanos]

“AI art is okay if you’re just making shitposts”

Have you forgotten our roots

[damnbluewires]

reblogging this with my own masterpiece