I Swear I'm Not Edible

Hi, I'm Felicia! I'm an English major and hope to go overseas to teach English as a second language! Feel free to message me! (I'm sorry I shitpost so much!)

[localstarboy]

Having a bad day?

Remember, you don’t have to take what anyone’s trying to feed you.

[niambi]

GIRL she has had it!

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

via @defineyourgrind

[c0ffeekitten]

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

[c0ffeekitten]

Another: shapeshifters with stretch marks

[c0ffeekitten]

Religious vampires trying to find ways to balance their ideologies with their needs

Sirens learning sign language so they can communicate without enchanting anyone

Disabled fairies who can’t fly pushing for accessibility

Spirits helping save people from fires and other natural disasters because they can access areas too dangerous for the living

Dragons becoming foster parents and providing super safe homes for “hordes” of children until they grow up

[c0ffeekitten]

Female werewolves with facial hair and body hair not letting anyone make them feel bad about it

Fae snatching children from abusive homes and raising them in safety while the changeling wreaks havoc

Liberated genies using their power to fight for human rights

[c0ffeekitten]

Witchy cooking shows where witches try to make specific potions or find creative magical solutions to problems

Psychic psychologists and medical doctors who are able to figure out exactly how to help even if their patient is non-verbal, young, or afraid of being honest because they’re with an abuser

Psychic teachers knowing just what to do to help students with learning disabilities

[ravingliberal-deactivated201802]

Yes please. 

[sexylibrarian1]

I just slammed the reblog button so hard my phone broke.

[inumorph]

Hell hound service animals

[deafinatlyafan]

Heck to the yes for them all

[boingmann]

inspired by a dream I had

[boingmann]

Bonus:

[boingmann]

Bonus II:

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

[shotguntork-deactivated20140915]

I would like to know why Tinky Winky is considered a national icon

[gaydream-believer-deactivated20]

I would like to know why you think Tinky Winky shouldn’t be considered a national icon

[leselfov]

Wild Rabbit Nest

[telemiscommunication-deactivate]

Fairy World?

Scary World

You’re not that scary.

Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

It burns! 

[telemiscommunication-deactivate]

Fairy World?

Hairy World.

Dairy World?

Hairy World.

Oh, darn it!

[what-a-catch-darling]

you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

[cursegoat]

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

i went to an art gallery for the first time yesterday and there was a long ass monkey on the floor and now i feel cursed

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

imagine walking into an art gallery for the first time in your life and seeing this

[tracyjleeart]

I hoped that you would come

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insta / twitter 

[foxyclock]

[hiiilife20]

This is a word

[itsagifnotagif]

Too much internet today

[ifailateverythingonearth]

Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.

[3rd-eye-boy]

BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?

[valtsv]