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* THE FINAL SONG.

* 12/17/2018 ON THAT DAY, EVERYTHING CHANGED FOREVER. * THEY CAN TRY TO SILENCE US, BUT WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE THE MEMORIES.

if for some reason you think this is a serious post, i recommend you pee your pants

talus-the-broken

Got it, Currently pissing pants

#Well #this is it #it's been an honor #signing out

pandorapedro

it’s been fun fellas

nothatsunemiku

Me meanwhile:

skeletortilla

grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018

fingers in his ass sunday

zootycoon-archive

you know what day it is

zootycoon-archive

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

metallucia

This is it, chief.

prjctdiva

#never reblogged this before #but I feel like I have to today #its been an hon

metmarfil-deactivated20181228

Night Out I did a redraw of one of my first fanarts from these two (I wasn’t obsessed in March yet) Get this wallpaper set here Patreon | Twitter

#Overwatch #mchanzo

silvermarmoset

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

6qubed

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

6qubed

since someone asked

jemthecrystalgem

Frick thank you so much

commandtower-solring-go-deactiv

THE MACHINE

marcholasmoth

I AM THE MACHINE

dee-the-red-witch

LONG LIVE THE MACHINE

gogogadgetgolem

FUCK THAT BITCH, THIS IS RUSSIA!

earthandanimals

Red fox sits among Ravens.

Source

fadeintocase

there is something supernatural taking place here that we are not understanding.

teaandwii-blog

Tricksters sit with others in peace because they know there’s no point trying to outsmart a trickster.

itscolossal

A 46-Foot-Tall Minotaur Roams the Streets of Toulouse, France in La Machine’s Latest Urban Opera

juan-the-gecko

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

tolkienteacher

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.

kaasknot

via @trillgutterbug

nassadii

synille

That point is valid and all and completely true but uh quick thing who the FUCK is out here tryna fuck Pennywise the Mega Forehead Whacked Out Child Killing BITCH

missjamiekaye

Happy birthday to this sweet dork. These two bring me so much joy and I always think about how amazing it is that Rei breaks this nerd trope by being such an empathetic person that’s in tune with emotions more than any other character. He calls out stuff for what it is, but not out of being an asshole, but because he deeply cares about everyone and helps them confront their feelings that struggle to understand themselves. I love… him….