Glazed Eyes Empty Heart

I have one popular post where I'm very drunk standing next to Zachary Quinto... Richard. Irish. General awkward human being. Mostly reblog stuff I find funny or interesting, nothing too eventful but feel free to have a look around and even say hi if ya like =] Instagram @Ricktwoshoes

[screenshotsofdespair]

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[caden]

[xetl]

the cat is controlling him

[beckette]

FAQ

[unescapable]

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

[shortvideosandstuff]

[cataradical]

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[bunney]

[slavery]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

awesome pure unbridled joy tonight

[nyctosaurid]

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my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

[witchinspace]

I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand

[dutchster]

when it’s cold outside

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

NO

[vikiholmesx3]

[tripleseptet]

He’s gay

[stellar-voices]

who

[tripleseptet]

[squeezemetillipop]

[surreal--memes]

[wormspeddler]

haha peperoni funy

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

i̶̛̪̗͙̬̹͍̩̱͐ͮ̊̄̽͌̏̾̽͐ͬ̈́̀ͫ̉̚t̷̷̲̬̜̟̘̒̃ͦ̓͋ͯͬ̽́̍ͩͨ̈́ ̴͎͎̤͉̺͚̹̤͖̞ͭ͂̅ͫ̀̚͠c̵̡̹͉̤̥̬̩̜̮̺͖̙̮͖̻̼͉͎̰̫͋͗ͩ̈́̔͋ͬ͊ͩ̎͑ͫͯͣ̏̎́a̸͉̼͇̜̗̎͛́͛̒ͦ̔̓ͧͣ͞l͌̀̃͐̏̂̀͜͏̺̗͖̳̦̟̰ͅĺ̶̛͔͍̖̻͔̹̺̼̮̺̠̝̖͊̃̾͆̀ͨͥͫͭͪͯ͆̉́e̸̵̴̴̦̣͈̻̺͉̹̞̤̙̺͈ͣͭ̔ͥͧͮͅͅd̷̡̡͙̣̜̙̻̯͍͍͈̉̓̈͌ͬ̏͊ͫͬ̍̌ͬ̔ͯ̋ ̵̨͇̳̖̱͕͚͇̟͔̠̿̓͛̈͗̋ͭ̈́m̃̔̿͆̑̌͂ͬ̓ͬͥ̐̈́͏̝̥̪̘͍͈̱̀e̖̫̰͉̬͔̻̬̗̣ͫ̈̈́ͭ̏̈́ͩͥ̐̇̚͠ ̷̡̠̠̙̼ͭ͗̚͘ṕ͍̝͔͙̫̳̫̳̖ͣͭͫͤ̽ͬ̾͐̾͐ͤͫͦ͆͐͆͡͞͞u̢͖̹̪̰͋ͥ̐͆ͤ͌ͪͥͥͨ̈ͪͭ̈͐́́ͅs̵͇̼͖̫̼̣̼̈́ͤ̋͌̎̋ͥ̿ͧͪͨͥ̑͐ͮ͋s̵̪̟̻̝͈̓̔̈ͣ̿̊͂̓̐̽̋ͯ̏̒ͮ̀͜y̡͉͇̞͇͉̑͂̐ͮͫ̐ͯ̕͘͜͞ͅ

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

i̶̛̪̗͙̬̹͍̩̱͐ͮ̊̄̽͌̏̾̽͐ͬ̈́̀ͫ̉̚t̷̷̲̬̜̟̘̒̃ͦ̓͋ͯͬ̽́̍ͩͨ̈́ ̴͎͎̤͉̺͚̹̤͖̞ͭ͂̅ͫ̀̚͠c̵̡̹͉̤̥̬̩̜̮̺͖̙̮͖̻̼͉͎̰̫͋͗ͩ̈́̔͋ͬ͊ͩ̎͑ͫͯͣ̏̎́a̸͉̼͇̜̗̎͛́͛̒ͦ̔̓ͧͣ͞l͌̀̃͐̏̂̀͜͏̺̗͖̳̦̟̰ͅĺ̶̛͔͍̖̻͔̹̺̼̮̺̠̝̖͊̃̾͆̀ͨͥͫͭͪͯ͆̉́e̸̵̴̴̦̣͈̻̺͉̹̞̤̙̺͈ͣͭ̔ͥͧͮͅͅd̷̡̡͙̣̜̙̻̯͍͍͈̉̓̈͌ͬ̏͊ͫͬ̍̌ͬ̔ͯ̋ ̵̨͇̳̖̱͕͚͇̟͔̠̿̓͛̈͗̋ͭ̈́m̃̔̿͆̑̌͂ͬ̓ͬͥ̐̈́͏̝̥̪̘͍͈̱̀e̖̫̰͉̬͔̻̬̗̣ͫ̈̈́ͭ̏̈́ͩͥ̐̇̚͠ ̷̡̠̠̙̼ͭ͗̚͘ṕ͍̝͔͙̫̳̫̳̖ͣͭͫͤ̽ͬ̾͐̾͐ͤͫͦ͆͐͆͡͞͞u̢͖̹̪̰͋ͥ̐͆ͤ͌ͪͥͥͨ̈ͪͭ̈͐́́ͅs̵͇̼͖̫̼̣̼̈́ͤ̋͌̎̋ͥ̿ͧͪͨͥ̑͐ͮ͋s̵̪̟̻̝͈̓̔̈ͣ̿̊͂̓̐̽̋ͯ̏̒ͮ̀͜y̡͉͇̞͇͉̑͂̐ͮͫ̐ͯ̕͘͜͞ͅ

[krudman]

more like, are you SQUIDDING me

[krudman]

this gif is messing me up:

[camiisade]

[krudman]

[psychoticdreamer-deactivated202]

He can’t just be bending over?

[krudman]

[luisonte]

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight