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Yeah sure. I got a load of these shits laying around.
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@rick-ythoughts
Can we please have more annotated complaints???????? It made my night
Yeah sure. I got a load of these shits laying around.
I get this question a lot:
“Do all Ricks have their own show?” Or, “why does C-137 get his own show?”
Well you little inter-dimensional discriminates, every Rick has their own show according to their dimension. Since I’m not in my own dimension and instead YOUR dimension, i don’t have my own goddamn show. Stop asking.
Hey Siri
Considering that I’m an android, I love freaking out my new Mortys by pulling my head off. Haha. Siri stop Siri stop
Nothing worse and more destructive than a sad Rick.
Where were you when the citadel got destroyed?
Every (smart) Rick knew that shit was doomed from the start. So the answer is anywhere but the fucking Citadel. I stopped working there a while back. I still got a shit tone of Morty complaints if you wanna see them.
How did you "forget the ice cream"?
Respectfully, what the fuck are you talking about
Have you ever made out with another Rick?
I nearly blocked this question.
No. No I fucking haven’t made out with another version of myself. The fact that I can touch other version of myself without imploding or ruining an alternate or parallel universe is fucking astonishing
Well..actually, maybe at a concert once
Never take anything for granted. Thought I would mess that one up, huh? Motherfucker auto correct exists. It’s 2022. The fact you thought I would make such a minuscule error like I’m not the most perfect Rick is absurd.
Also my asshole tore today
Are you evil?
Only this ripped psychich. how the fuck do you spell physic? fesec? Psych? Feseek?
do you play video games? if so, what kinds do you like? what's a video game from my universe that you like? currently, my favorite game is Halo Infinite, even though I'm not good at it <3
My nuts halo. Get it?
Apparently a lot of Ricks like Minecraft and shit. I can’t focus with games like that. Probably Roblox
Hi grandpa Rick. I’m new to this blog. Okay, have a nice day you old fart 💖
I feel bad for you
why you no post
Shut the fuck up
Some dumbass Rick rammed his ship into mine while I was buying Morty a sex doll. Motherfucker hit the wrong Rick. I’m tracking him. Will update.
What kind of Morty would create a Rick cyborg like me with feelings I can’t deactivate? A sadistic one.
Beth tells me I should respect Morty’s privacy and shit. Blah, blah, blah. I stopped listening to look if anything in my Amazon cart got discounted
Anyway, to make a long story fucking short, I need someone who can unlock phones.
Jesus, is everything okay in here? So fucking mess.I'm sure your Morty doesn't like being around a drunk like you.
——from X-1633 rick
Eat my ass
One of Morty’s little classmates asked me for permission to be with Morty. What am I? His fucking father? I’m not fucking angry. Why does my opinion matter? What am, selling him off? No, I didn’t blow up on Morty for no reason. fuck you. What’s the point of living without him?