Rico Suavé

21. ♐️.

[rainekeiko]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[cocotropic2]

Definitely

[dghkmu-deactivated20220724]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[kyloren]

#biggest mood

FUTURAMA | 6x09 Clockwork Origin

[where-did-all-the-pain-go-deact]

[teamcole]

Behind the scenes of “Off Deez” by J.I.D ft. J. Cole

📸: hazznyc

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

[witchinghour]

Aubrey Plaza Behind the Scenes Photo Shoot with GQ Magazine

[iamprincessash]

[powerfulwizard]

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

[brittany-murphy]

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[farrentalon]

My reaction, only with coffee.

[thetiredpianist]

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[ink-phoenix]

THE PUREST THING

[mxnrique]

omg??????

[honeyglazedbabe]

SIS OMGGG

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[winterswake]

Myrtle Snow, The Queen of Clapbacks.