[bioaccumulation]

I miss the god complex english class gave me

[coldcandycomputer]

I found + stole this off of facebook and thought y'all would appreciate it ah ha ha ha ha

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you guys dont know what a himbo is anymore. youve lost sight. you cant just call every man you like a himbo. theres nuance

[alchemistic441]

This Is Important

[mediati0nal-field]

winx fashion girls though

[tredlocity]

we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place

[steakplissken]

The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty

[fakehistory]

Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

[eljardineroguapo420]

[citizen-zero]

[goodboydeathsquad]

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

[welter-and-waste]

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

[welter-and-waste]

[toccatainfsharpminor-deactivate]

Big Lebowski energy here

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

'Fuck it, let's go bowling '

Words to live by

[lunachix]

mcr was right about the apocalypse they didn’t give us any ‘in the distant future’ crap they were just like “yo in 9 years tops we’re fucked”

[twocubes]

traditional human nanotechnologies, such as yeast,

[tanoraqui]

#traditional yeast macrotechnologies #such as humans

[lierdumoa]

I think we’re relatively new and avantgarde technology from yeast’s perspective

[deskmanic]

I love this whole segment.

[jonbutter]

i cant believe griffin gave us 3 fantastic lines in under 30 seconds

[bundyspooks]

A quote made by Nikola Tesla shortly before his death in 1943.

[turnipfritters]

38 years later the McRib was introduced

[snaxattacks-deactivated20230801]

Booty shorts with this on the ass??

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

By Aphrodite's gigantic cock! This is a grave situation we've found ourselves in!

[cupidodie]

♡ finding joy in the raspberries hazel plonked in my drink ♡

[buttpoems]

[ri-toast]

It really freaks me out that people think body hair is unsanitary. Like y'all are just so brainwashed if you believe that body hair is perfectly normal and fine on men, but on women its suddenly dirty? Use your critical thinking skills for a few damn seconds, I’m begging you.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bassiter]

hey you know how wearing clothes that show a lot of skin, particularly showing too much of your chest or midriff or ass, generally get someone labelled a “slut”

well by that metric, why are plumbers not notorious for being one of THE sluttiest professions

[bassiter]

hello???

[mabelsguidetolife]

the Plumber Fandom is LOGGED TF IN