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coming home to find someone reading and commenting on multiple fics you wrote over a year ago

Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES 👯it’s Easter 📅🍭🍫and you 👉🏻know what that means. 👅👄💦💦💦Big 🐇bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks 🐥🐥some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 DICK 🍆💦👅Jesus 👳🏾died 🙅🏻❌for a whole 💝life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter 🥚🥚🥚Daddy👱🏻 only CUMS 😫🍆once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➡️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples 💒to get bunny 🐇CUMMIES 💦💦💦for your Easter 🍫🐥🐰and have daddy 👱🏻🐇put his white😏❕ chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍦into one1️⃣ of your👉🏻 eggs. If you get ❌🚫none❌🙅🏻🤦🏻‍♀️ back you’re 👉🏻a stillborn🚼❎ egg 🥚🍳(prude) 👼🏻😒😒if you get five 5️⃣back you’re 👉🏻daddies 🐇peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you’re a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE 😏👯if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you’re daddies🕺🏼 CARROT 🥕🥕💦💦CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰

#an Easter tradition like no other #chain text

shaneposting

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

#me writing full on sexual soliloquies in my fics #as if these men even know half those words irl #but what if he did #???

imagine being a 60 year old woman and trying to start beef with your sugar baby's coworker

#personal vent #i have had possibly the weirdest week #prayers up the crashing economy leads to her financial ruin and their inevitable break up

nbarpf

#ok stop #in 2019 i was watching the nba finals #and I'd also been recently exploring witchcraft #so i had a little altar set up on my coffee table #i was cheering for the raptors but then KD came back from his calf injury and was fucking cooking #so i picked up a quartz obelisk and said #fucking stop that man #AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIS ACHILLES POPPED #i have never been more scared in my life #or felt more guilty #so i don't fuck with witchery anymore

Suddenly Calipari has a team that can play in March???

#i have so much rage in my body for this man #march madness #I guess his teams can only win as the underdog???#fuck him honestly

Patrick Mahomes putting a toe close-up on insta like the little freak he is ☠️

#is this because travis has been too busy to hang out recently??#patrick mahomes #my bebe

Someone tell me something bad about Marlon Humphrey so I stop stalking his entire online presence ☠️

#why is he so funny actually #and why is the entire defense obsessed with him #marlon humphrey

My Shayla 😭

#xavier worthy #prettiest eyes in the league #i want to squeeze him

the day I publish a fic with Travis saying he's coming back for another year, real Travis announces he's coming back for another year.

Am I the witch that helped KC win all those games last season?

#we will never know #nfl rpf #trav/pat #one last rodeo for my favs

Brainrotting on a snow day watching Love is Blind and thinking about an A/B/O NFL version and it's making me ill

#this season is so boring #i can't focus on these plain ass people #if this was pat/trav i would be locked in

maybe this makes me a horrible person but nothing thrills me more than an ex casual acquaintance soft launching their divorce on social media.

#it's like a personal invitation to deep dive into their instagram to find when *things changed*#bonus joy if they're not a frequent poster and suddenly start posting 10 times a day #the nosey in me lives for this shit #like #i'm not happy that your sad #but i am happy i have a fun little task now

odin-n-out

I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

odin-n-out