"King" George

[rig-owner]

hello.

:)

WTH!?

[rig-owner]

do you vape? i feel like you would vape. vaping isn’t cool dude 🙏🙏

No. I smoke like a boss

[rig-owner]

i was sent from alexander hamilton himself to ask you to pay him more. please my lesbian relationship depends on this

no

[rig-recorder]

YO WHATS UP TUMBLR 🔥🔥🔥 WE TRYNA START LA OIL RÉVOLUTION OR WHAT 🔥🔥🔥

LIKE UP MON AMI @rig-reporter's POLL 💯💯💯 LINK RIGHT HERE

[rig-owner]

Imagine thinking you can start a revolution

[rig-wife]

𝐼 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝓊𝓈𝒷𝒶𝓃𝒹

[rig-owner]

Damn, loser

[rig-reporter]

Idiot

@rig-owner

Rude. At least I know I’ve got the attention of the self-proclaimed king of the oil industry. While you’re here, please direct your attention to my pinned post. We do not like monarchists nor pseudo monarchists. Be less like Sparta and more like Athens, thanks.

[rig-owner]

Actually, Sparta was warlike, iirc. So… uhh… that one guy from history… uhh… Noelen Bonesac… i think? is more like Sparta. I'm Rome. (I think @rig-recorder knows which historical figure I'm talking about. That Nolan Boncarte guy was French just like Mr. Laughfayet.)

[rig-recorder]

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MY NAME IS LAFAYETTE.

AND I HATE NAPOLEON BONAPARTE 💯💯💯💯

#calcelnapoleon

[rig-owner]

OK Falafel.

[rig-reporter]

Idiot

@rig-owner

Rude. At least I know I’ve got the attention of the self-proclaimed king of the oil industry. While you’re here, please direct your attention to my pinned post. We do not like monarchists nor pseudo monarchists. Be less like Sparta and more like Athens, thanks.

[rig-owner]

Actually, Sparta was warlike, iirc. So… uhh… that one guy from history… uhh… Noelen Bonesac… i think? is more like Sparta. I'm Rome. (I think @rig-recorder knows which historical figure I'm talking about. That Nolan Boncarte guy was French just like Mr. Laughfayet.)

[rig-reporter]

I’m talking about the governmental system, dumbass. Sparta was an oligarchic diarchy, words I doubt you’ve heard in your life, which means that it was rules by two kings that were controlled by a council of 28 people. If you’d use your tiny brain for once, you’d see the resemblance to your crooked ownership of this company. You and your CFO are the diarchs and your board of executives is the council. Meanwhile, Athens was a democracy, which allowed people of all classes to vote on a ruler. Also, keep speaking of the French in that way or you might find yourself removed from power in a less-than-favorable manner.

[rig-owner]

I'm British. I'm legally required to hate the French.

[rig-reporter]

Idiot

@rig-owner

Rude. At least I know I’ve got the attention of the self-proclaimed king of the oil industry. While you’re here, please direct your attention to my pinned post. We do not like monarchists nor pseudo monarchists. Be less like Sparta and more like Athens, thanks.

[rig-owner]

Actually, Sparta was warlike, iirc. So… uhh… that one guy from history… uhh… Noelen Bonesac… i think? is more like Sparta. I'm Rome. (I think @rig-recorder knows which historical figure I'm talking about. That Nolan Boncarte guy was French just like Mr. Laughfayet.)

[arcadeii]

Who all do you have in the oil rig au for askblogs?

Let me see if I can remember all of them lmao… I do not run them so I might miss one or two.

rig-reporter Hamilton

rig-recorder Lafayette

rig-worker Burr

rig-welder Laurens

rig-practitioner Maria

rig-proprietor Jefferson

rig-avoider Madison

rig-cat The cat named after Hamilton in winters ball

rig-tailor Mulligan

rig-manager Washington

rig-wife Eliza

horse-advocate still dont know if this one was fully rig related

[rig-owner]

Hello. It's me. You know you love me.

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