Well, Isn't This Grand

sucking deaths dick in a burger king dumpster at 3am

[ufansius]

[catasters]

[artbymaryc]

Wow that's a really big gecko

[loudlyunladylike]

saw a boat today that looked so soft and so lonely, if I was stronger maybe I would write a poem about her

[loudlyunladylike]

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Think about how much you love the little gay people in your phone. It's nice right?

You are the little gay person in someone else's phone. Peace and love ect.

[luvbey]

*calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

[foxeia]

Elin Warnqvist

[foxeia]

Kelly Flint

[robert-hadley]

St. Dunstan in the East Church Garden, London. Photo by Haarkon

[gyossefka]

“Trust Issues” by takiisbranding aka Bruno Cæsar.

[transparentpanic]

[vintage-tigre]

Cassandra Peterson and her alter ego, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, 1980s

[lesbibimbap]

It's really no surprise that she's a lesbian.

[sleepy-bebby]

hostile work environment

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

[lakevida]

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

[vampiredoriangray]

ohoho! unlucky for you, boy, you’ve activated my secret form! *extended magical girl transformation with music and different angles and sound effects that cuts abruptly to me dead on the floor*

[twocubes]

look i dont mean to be a bitch but uh

this thing is just not even remotely centered properly in any direction

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

now let's see if paul allen's is centered

[funnytwittertweets]