Dominik

he/him; art account: @classic-lays

[dysphoriathoughts]

a trans mood

[luckystrabismus]

selling two t*tties. they’re in good condition they’re just not rly my style anymore

[fakeblack]

is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay

[jewishdragon]

wait cars the musical

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

hey

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[loseaturn-deactivated20181116]

Meme Island

[tangarang]

other

[charlesoberonn]

Somebody do an updated rendition

[tokai-teio]

[tiny-slime]

mine or craft

i bet they never craft

HUH??

you got a pickaxe

i bet it isn’t diamond

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[bisexualspongebob]

i never thought i needed an episode about squidward babysitting pearl and wanting to have fun with her but here we are

[bisexualspongebob]

sometimes i randomly think about this episode and how much i love it because (spoilers) this guy pearl liked and trusted took her to a party in the middle of nowhere and when she was in danger, everyone at the party ran away including him, and squidward was the only one to save her. squidward wanted to babysit her so mr. krabs can give him a spongebob-free shift every week, which made sense because he’s always pursued by self interest, and that’s why he wanted to make sure pearl was safe. but during the whole episode he was so sweet to her and never yelled or got mad at her. at the very end when he saw that pearl was really hurt by this guy ditching her, he genuinely cared about making her feel better so he helped her prank that guy. anyways the ending was so sweet and cute and really makes me wish there were more episodes about squidward and pearl and other interesting, unexplored dynamics!!

[cerastes]

RIP YouTube annotations, here’s one last huzzah for you:

[cadaverkeys]

One of the scariest things that happens on this website is that homestuck just goes trending every now and then for literally no reason at all.

[queerjoys]

Sometimes we all just collectively think about homestuck

[deadnametrading]

Stockholm syndrome

[drearyhours]

stuckhome syndrome

[stylishjunkdrawer]

has this been done yet

[iasomye]

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

[staff]

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

[agenderblues-deactivated2015041]

oh my god why do you literally hate your users

[jammy-dodgers]

[crashington]

oh, oh god i thought this was actually about this

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

O Shit me too

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[turing-tested]

me when i see someone who has a functional family dynamic

[atticescapee-abandoned]

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

[thegreathamedebate]

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

[meyhew]

this movie really was ahead of its time

[dysphoric-memez]

Yall mofos make me wanna quit all social media

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Don’t worry. Tumblr will quit your social media for you.

[dysphoric-memez]

Thanks