Riko's Corner

my power! 22 they/them tma no minors

[rikopatter]

laying in bed needing to go do things is like being held down by two surly oompa loompahs after stealing fizzy lifting drinks

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[b0tster]

settling into something casual 💋💋

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[b0tster]

heres the full lessa selfie at 2x resolution

ngl im really proud of my artstyle for being able to downscale to a 132x177 image without any real loss of readability 😍

[thescholars]

ive had the image of this meme in my head for so long

[crazysodomite]

Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

[ninfias-deactivated1234-deactiv]

[tm73-deleted-deactivated2015022]

you got this shit plusle man

[mikufanclub]

[pangur-and-grim]

[pokeballvictimized]

Government mandated naptime

[rikopatter]

doing you a massive favor here most enchanters charge at least 7 newt gems for this kinda ward [i rub vaseline on your face]

[pangur-and-grim]

Please look at the baby chinchilla from work. Look at as much of it you can see without a microscope. Please PLEASE I need people to see it's it's such a THING

how can that exist

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[demilypyro]

I ain't performing squat, buddy

[demilypyro]

[ifuckinglovedinosaurssomuchjesus]

The WWD'25 T. rex has a very specific energy...

[syn4k]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me