You Tried, You Failed, Let's Go to Sleep

Twila, they/them, NSFW, TME. I write and do art, although both happen slowly. My writing at Ao3 is under @thedragonsarecats, but you can find it here under my #Twila Writes tag or my art under the #Twila Draws tag!

[dragonsarecats]

Commission Sheet

I barely post my art, but I do in fact sell it! DM me if you're interested :3

[hemipenal-system]

queer allies as a rule have got to get more normal about the idea that trans women can have periods

[hemipenal-system]

anyway trans women please learn from the mistake i make literally every single month without fail: if you get these random bouts of feeling really fucking hopeless about everything and they're basically monthly it might be the fact that you are on your period at the moment and you've missed it because you don't bleed and (if you're anything like me) the physical symptoms start AFTER the emotional ones by like three or four days

you will be alright. eat something sugary and go play a board or video game with someone. consider magnesium and b complex supplements please. for me

[tumbwr]

also here are some differences between pms and pmdd.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Guy who's really smugly opposed to a piece of media he just heard of: Oh yeah? Well what about [this question is addressed in the first 1% of the story]? Bet the writers didn't think about [idea that's at the absolute core of why this thing has any appeal whatsoever.] So no, I will not be giving it a shot.

[actualamadeus]

"adults should never be friends with children" im going to put you into a Box and shake you. Are we stupid.

[actualamadeus]

the only reason i have never been groomed online is because when i was 10 i befriended 17 year olds who taught me how to interact with older people online safely.

yall have got to stop being scared of children online and start actually teaching them the ropes. because if you are not up there with them then they're going to be completely alone with the creeps and have 0 metric for what is and is not an appropriate relationship. this also applies offline.

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man

[forivall]

Fuck

[fuck-philip-banks]

ascending these killer tags

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[assignedmale]

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[sycamorality]

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

[ispyspookymansion]

[kianamaiart]

Original tweet!

[devinellekurtz]

Legends of the sea & sky - Hi-res phone lockscreens available here

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[bish0ps]

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

[ravioliet]

[transarsonist]

www.crazy.com/thanks_for_sharing

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

audiobook narrators who also do regular voice acting are so funny. looked up the narrator who's reading me this book about female segregationists in the US south and she has a Naruto credit.

[mayonaisalspray]

Yep! Thats right! The character whos whole story arc involves feeling stuck in place, unable to change their fate or even act for themselves transitioned off screen before the narrative began. Youre so good at this