Riku’s Bicep

I’m curious as to why this name hasn’t been taken yet. I mean look at the thing. Es thique

[rikusbicep]

in event of fire, become burrito

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“Horny high is on a different level” says kyran the horny

“You cum and the universe just leaves your cock”

[pukicho]

pls do thirst tweets

I MUST fuck to Live!

[rikusbicep]

That’s enough thirst from you sir

[rikusbicep]

A big announcement is made. An announcement so huge they say, that it would change life as we all know it today. An announcement so monumental, so important that every inhabitant on earth must listen and rejoice.

You stand within a busy crowd in the main square of your town, with a large video screen erected for this very announcement. You wonder, for what could the announcement be?

The logo plays.

The crowd is silent.

The great and honerable leader appears on the broadcasting screen, righteous in their leadership and tyrannous in their loyalty.

“We have an announcement.” They say,

Voice echoing through the town.

“It is safe. We can take them off.”

The crowd erupts in a cacophony of cheers, woops and cries of happiness.

Everyone is overjoyed as, to your horror, they begin to slowly peel off their skin

Title:

Body Condoms

~a short story by me :)

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tiny mlem

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A weird glowing guy told me all religions are wrong and that he is the only godlike being that is real and if I didn’t believe him I would go to the void.

[rikusbicep]

Christianity would like to know your location

[pukicho]

The Cheesecake Factory is less of a factory and more of a restaurant. Huge shame for those of us who are fans of conveyor belts.

[rikusbicep]

sometimes,

being naked is enough

[pukicho]

Ive got bad news for anyone in this area

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[rikusbicep]

I can’t deal

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Having to deal with the end of my studies like I have I truly been prepared for adult life?

Do I know how money works?

Do I know how to get a house or take out a loan?

Do I know how to cook toast?

[pukicho]

Do you have a twitter account or is twitter pukicho a dopple ganger

It's me

see?

[rikusbicep]

I don’t believe you

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my level of annoyance today is looking at a relatable meme and going “you ain’t special”

[valtsv]

show us your fit for the mcr concert

today i was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. i was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. a lot of preps stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.

[rikusbicep]

I didn’t get up till 3pm

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Are ears called ears cuz we h-ear with them??

[pukicho]

:)

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:(

[pukicho]

How many asks do you have in your inbox

[rikusbicep]

Would be real tragic if you uhhhhhh

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