Not today Justin
Cosmic Funnies
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DEAR READER
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
Love Begins
almost home
Today's Document
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we're not kids anymore.
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AnasAbdin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Rina and Mitchell
An easy kill, something every vampire can appreciated. He’d been a loner, no friends, no family, no chance of being discovered any time soon. Besides, vampires had tendrils everywhere imagineable. It would be easily covered up. Just to be sure, Rina whipped out her phone and sent a text out to a friend in the police. The blood was still thick in her breath. With a smile to herself, she headed towards a nearby taxi tank.
Rina and Eva
It had been years since Rina had entered a book shop. Reading wasn’t something that the vampire made time for. She pushed the door open and was greeted by a pleasant little store. A small handful of other customers milled about, and Rina followed suit until she found a series of shelves dedicated to Shakespeares works.
I am a unicorn Princess
Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.
A greasy diner? Great. The last thing Rina needed was to be away from her comforts. However, she owed a man a favour and found herself in this oh-so-common place. The coffee was more like cat piss, and the pancakes before her looked less than appetising. The quicker she could leave this hick town, the better.
Dipper walked into Greasy’s, his nose stuck in a book as he sat in his usual booth, not noticing the other person yet.
dipperpinesheadsintotheunknown
“Told you. Lazy Susan knows what she’s doing.” He slid in to sit opposite to her. “You’re not from Gravity Falls are you?” Sure, he wasn’t a local but he spent so much time there that he might as well be. His book sat in his lap.
Rina finished her second mouthful of pancakes. “What gave it away, the fact I’m lacking a sixth finger?” She replied with a smirk. “London, as it happens. I’ve spent a great deal of time travelling and, well, why wouldn’t I want to visit such a... Charming place?” Her smile had slipped as her eyes scanned the diner.
SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
Feel free to add your own.
“You’re really hot.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
“Hot damn.”
“So, you come here often?”
“Well, well. My night just got better.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“You have got a great ass.”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“You enjoying the view over there?”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I wanna see you get naked.”
“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
“You’re getting me all worked up.”
“What do we have here?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
“You like that, don’t you?”
“How do you want me?”
“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
“I want you. Right here. Right now.”
“God, you’re perfect.”
“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
“Can I keep you?”
“You’re such a tease.”
“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
Hunted again
That was it. The last client of the night. Governors, they always paid so well. Rina knew the area fairly well, and a main road wasn’t too far away. She could hail a taxi from there and reach her hotel suite in no time.
Her Louboutins echoed through the street as she walked at a brisk pace. It was cold, and her jacuzzi awaited.
Bruce stood, watching the vamp, waiting, he had missed another night with his daughter but he felt justified in doing so as he was not about to allow this vamp to slip through his fingers, he was making the world better for his child. He narrowed his eyes as he looked, trying to get his sights on her heart.
Rina heard her phone buzzing in her handbag. Her pace slowed, and she took out her phone to see who was calling her.
“Oh... Fuck off, darling.” Rina rolled her eyes, put her phone back, and started to pick up the pace a little. Why couldn’t idiots leave her alone?
A greasy diner? Great. The last thing Rina needed was to be away from her comforts. However, she owed a man a favour and found herself in this oh-so-common place. The coffee was more like cat piss, and the pancakes before her looked less than appetising. The quicker she could leave this hick town, the better.
Dipper walked into Greasy’s, his nose stuck in a book as he sat in his usual booth, not noticing the other person yet.
These people, they were so… Odd. Granted Rina had travelled far and wide, seen many things in over two Centuries. But there was something that just didn’t sit quite right with the vampire, and it wasn’t just the coffee.
She head the door open and casually cast her glance up as another patron walked in. He seemed more - what was the word, alive? Awake? There was just more to him. Rina stirred another spoonful of sugar into her coffee in a futile attempt to improve it, trying to decide whether to approach the young gentleman.
He could feel someone watching him and turned to see her. He gave a small wave and a smile. He noticed she hadn’t touched her food. He walked over to her. “The pancakes don’t look great but trust me, they are.”
Hm. Maybe the young lad would make decent company. Then again, anything would be better than the people she’d spoken to so far. Rina turned and returned the smile.
“Well, I would hope they're not worse than they look.” With that, she took her first bite. It still wasn’t her usual high-end cuisine, but even she had to admit that the stranger was right. She nodded in approval
Hunted again
That was it. The last client of the night. Governors, they always paid so well. Rina knew the area fairly well, and a main road wasn’t too far away. She could hail a taxi from there and reach her hotel suite in no time.
Her Louboutins echoed through the street as she walked at a brisk pace. It was cold, and her jacuzzi awaited.
send “hey bartender” for our muses to meet at a bar
A greasy diner? Great. The last thing Rina needed was to be away from her comforts. However, she owed a man a favour and found herself in this oh-so-common place. The coffee was more like cat piss, and the pancakes before her looked less than appetising. The quicker she could leave this hick town, the better.
Dipper walked into Greasy’s, his nose stuck in a book as he sat in his usual booth, not noticing the other person yet.
These people, they were so... Odd. Granted Rina had travelled far and wide, seen many things in over two Centuries. But there was something that just didn’t sit quite right with the vampire, and it wasn’t just the coffee.
She head the door open and casually cast her glance up as another patron walked in. He seemed more - what was the word, alive? Awake? There was just more to him. Rina stirred another spoonful of sugar into her coffee in a futile attempt to improve it, trying to decide whether to approach the young gentleman.
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💀EVERYTHING GOTH 💀
Animals - Maroon 5
Being Human Sentence Memes
“This is barbaric. “
“ I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist a chance to kill me. ”
“This isn’t about rehabilitation anymore, this is vindictive. “
“What’s your story? “
“We need a miracle. “
“ It’s a trap. “
“Well aren’t you going to say goodbye? “
“ Thank you for your honesty. “
“Brace yourself for some serious cuddling. “
“ I know what you are. But who are you and who sent you here? “
“would it make it easier for you to believe that? “
“Are there subtitles for this conversation? “
“Are you somehow drunk? “
“You’re a dick head. “
“You end his life, and he’ll invade yours. “
“Why are you so bothered? “
“ I want it to be true. I want her to kill us all. “
“If I ever see you again, I’ll kill ya. Now get out. “
“ I know what you are. But who are you and who sent you here? “
“You need to get a job.”
“Kill me. Seriously, kill me now. “
“You can try biting me, but all you’re going to get is an ice cream headache.”
“You’re one of the good guys now? “
“We must destroy this. “
“ That one’s not straight. If you’re gonna do it, do it properly. “
“Look, I’m sorry about earlier. “
“You’re a vampire?”
“I had no idea you were gay. Most of the gay couples I know have taste.”
“When you said “rather odd”, what were you implying?”
“How old are you going to be?”
“Sorry about the mess.”
“So tiny yet so loud. “
Back
So I watched Blood & Chocolate again and it’s got me wanting to RP again.
Huh.
Super cozy as fuck
