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Place where I share random things and thoughts

[drenosa]

Weiss: *Enjoying a puzzle making afternoon with Jaune* Is this not nice? Just a simple, relaxing afternoon.

Jaune: *Getting frustrated with piece #325 out of 5000* Yes... "simple"...

Weiss: *Easily places pieces #325 through 330* Mhmm... just you, myself and this lovely brainte-

Jaune: *Rams a piece into a gap with a slam of his fist* Hiyah!

Weiss: *Aghast* Jaune! You can't force it into the wrong hole like that!

Jaune: *Deadpan* You said that last night, but that worked out just fine.

Weiss: *Mortified* That is a wholly different context!

[fall0fdark]

Yang : ( whispering to blake in the background ) So that explains the limp this morning.

[rocknroll7575]

@johnburchett asked if I could do a Jaune x TDI AU, and I said maybe... Well, here we are now.

I think I'm going to take some inspiration from @evenmorefatallyobsessed and have TDI just be a Show in Remnant!

Since I don't really know how he'd actually fit if he got isekai'd into the Universe. Idk, might have to go with the "Reincarnate thing but still has his memories" trope of an Isekai like I'm doing in the Umamusume AU.

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He's still a normal human, and actually tried out for the show before Beacon, but didn't actually expect to get accepted, but he does and joins the show.

At first, Jaune acts the same as he would've in Beacon, stubborn and refuses help while trying to act Macho (I think he and Cody would actually be best buds in this scenario).

However, Jaune eventually does accept help, stops being stubborn, and quits trying to be Macho, but only after someone gets eliminated because he screwed up and refused help.

Finally, he starts heading down the character he would've taken if he joined Beacon. he starts being more of himself, defending his friends, and trying to support the others, but still be a bit socially awkward and dense.

Of course, I would add some huge, sad moments that would change Jaune and his perception of the show.

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Also, @johnburchett is there an actual RWBY x TDI fic out there?

Because I feel like this either came out of nowhere or was just something cooking in your mind for a while.

[fall0fdark]

@rocknroll7575 the is a total drama x rwby fic that is new https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14568598/

Total Drama Isekai! Chapter 1: Prologue: Isekai'd?, a Total Drama series + RWBY Crossover fanfic | FanFiction

[drenosa]

Jaune: *Reading Tarzan* Look at him go, swinging to and fro... Hehe, funny rhyme.

Ren: *Leaning over* Do you think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or do you think he clapped some gorilla cheeks before that?

Jaune: ...

Ren: ...

Jaune: Why are you like this?

Ren: Because you are my brother-in-all-but-blood and that comes with certain privileges.

Jaune: Privileges like...

Ren: Like giving my dearest friend a mental flashbang. Have a day now. *Leaves*

Jaune: *Thinks unbidden images of Tarzan/Terk* Uuuuuugh... that is gonna sear my brain!

[fall0fdark]

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

Uh, kind of a two question thing, but first, what lore did you come up with for the Cosmic Sisters aka Celestia and Luna?

Second, your opinion on female transformers being part of the robobowl section of Jaunebowl?

Well it really comes down to a idea of where the Equestrians, Dragon and Griffins come from? Should they simply have existed in the Magic age before the Brother Gods erased everything...

Or should this be a reverse of the Girl who fell through the world and the origin of the three races be from the Ever After.

Or Celestia and Luna can be repeats of the Brothers, two powerful bengs from the Everafter who came to Remnant.

Personally, I prefer the first one more than the latter two, and that while the Light Brother managed to steal magic back from humanity, he wasn't able to quite do the same to other extra species, mainly because Salem was only really able to convince Humanity to turn on them.

Maybe Celestia and Luna are stronger then most because they took what power remained from the brothers when they left.

Honestly, I say such but I'm still debating this one in my head and it's not like either will be made any time soon do I got plenty of time to decide though I am always open to suggestions

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

Okay just realized there was a second part to the question... Um, I don't really see how I could do a Transformer girl? Like what? Arcee? Seems kinda outthere design wise, then again so was Jenny (XJ-9) but to be honest that was more because of fanart that I was able to come up with a decent concept for how to do her model.

Tell you what send me a few good pictures for reference and I'll see if I can come up with a way to do one but that have to at least have a somewhat workable figure otherwise I don't really see it working.

One new Idea I do have for a new model is Six of One from 'Tripping the Rift' a old raunchy Sci-fi comedy.

[fall0fdark]

Christ I haven’t thought about Tripping the rift since my teens. Was on the Sci fi channel when it first launched in Australia.

[misterlazer]

Strange Request

Yang: Yo, VB, got a question for ya.

Jaune: Sure, what's up?

Yang: *Holds up a shaving razor to him*

Jaune: What's that for?

Yang: I need you to help me shave my asshole.

Jaune: … Huh?

Yang: My asshole. Need ya to shave it.

Jaune: Wha-WHY!?

Yang: See, I usually ask Blake for help, but she always sticks her finger in it, or licks it, or sniffs it. Kinda want a peaceful shave tonight, ya know?

Jaune: Okay, gross. But sure, I can help.

[fall0fdark]

Well that was definitely something to read before bed

[arc-misadventures2]

Introduce me to your Parents

Pyrrha: Jaune, now that we're dating... Don't you think it's time you introduced me to your parents...?

Jaune: No. Hell no. Absolutely not! Grimm take me before that!

Pyrrha: Wha... why? But, you know I've always wanted to meet them?

Jaune: I know, but the first thing they'll say is; 'Is she really your girlfriend? Did you lie to her? Did you blackmail her?' Or worse, they'll tell you you can do better, point out my many flaws, like my looks, my attitude, my school grades, my interests, my singing. Make fun of my bunny onesie, and they they'll belittle my existence. They'd probably sit you down on a couch with some hot tea and cookies and tell you all of this, while they forgot about me outside the door, and probably locked it on my face. Again. Then my sisters would get involved, they'd find new ways of belittling me, talking about all the pranks they played on me, the dresses. God forbid, mom would bring out the photo album and show you the photo real that is my life being the mess it is. Then, they would...

A wide eyed Pyrrha is hugging her boyfriend against her chest as he slowly looses his mind in a depressive spiral as he describes what would happen if Pyrrha ever met his family.

Ruby: Well... Now we know where Jaune's self doubt issues stem from... That's something, I guess...

Weiss: And, I thought I had family problems...

Jaune: Oh, and then they would talk about my many failed attempts at relationships and go through a check list of the reasons they failed, horribly, in their opinion...

~~~

Pyrrha: I have a craving for violence now...

~~~

Later one, Jaune reluctantly lets Pyrrha meet his parents.

Juniper: Wait, you're Pyrrha Nikos... The Pyrrha Nikos?

Pyrrha: Yes I am, but please, just call me Pyrrha.

Achieus: Wow, I can't believe Jaune's partnered with you.

Pyrrha: Most people can't either, nor the fact I am his girlfriend.

Juniper: So how did you two become teammates?

Acheius: Yeah, teammates, how did that happen.

Jaune: Oh, didn't see that coming... They refuse to acknowledge you're my girlfriend... That's somewhat better. 'You can do better in,' 3, 2, 1...

Achieus: You could probably get a much better teammate then Jaune. Maybe you should... GRK?!

Pyrrha punches Jaune's Dad unconscious.

Pyrrha: Violence...

[fall0fdark]

Wasn’t this the precursor to the shot series of I can’t believe she’s dating him.

[sinqrowithascythe]

When being cursed and tragic is their destiny...

I made a RWBY solitaire card theme because you can't stop me, but I accidentally did something super cursed without realizing it...

Somehow, she just keeps keeping them apart!

[epic-arc]

A worse fate than death, BE TURN INTO A BALATRO CARD/J

Also is weird to see Jaune and cinder as King and Queen and Pyrrha as the Joker,

[fall0fdark]

That’s a jack not a Joker.

[craziechwiv]

Ruby, currently lying on the couch: Mm...I need entertainment. JAUNE!

Jaune, pokes head through doorway: Yeah?

Ruby: Nerd out with me, what's the newest fixation for my blondie?

Jaune: Oooh! Ever heard of this cool rpg management game where you make your own adventuring guild?!

Ruby's mind: Ahh yesh, quality entertainment.~

[fall0fdark]

So what’s the name of the game

[rocknroll7575]

Hey Rock I got an idea for you on a future fic, one you probably haven't thought of, how about a RWBYxThe Witcher crossover? Jaune ends up in that world and travels around the world doing his Huntsmen duty there while looking out for Team RWBY and trying to find a way home, which shouldn't be too much of a problem since world hopping is common in that world. Hell, he can end up at Khar Moran and stay with Geralt and the other Witcher's until he can find his way back, this will of course take place during the games, when abouts is your choice, and in this world Jaune can probably unlock Aura here but he should only give it to the Witcher's since there basically this worlds equivalent to Huntsmen and in Ciris case Huntress. Speaking of which, Ciri is the most likely paring for Jaune, not Yennifer and Triss for obvious reasons, when all things are said and done Ciri can use her abilities to help Jaune find a way home, so what do you think?

Ok, you absolutely cooked with this one. I have thought of a Witcher crossover, but then I lost interest in the idea.

The idea is on a list of ideas for future fics, because I do love the games, and Ciri was for sure gonna be shipped with Jaune, I can just imagine the two dancing around their feelings.

I'll have to play the games again, but I can see an RWBYxWitcher crossover happening in the future of my writing for sure.

Plus, I just love the humor in the games. I can imagine Jaune actually kind of fitting right in the WitcherVerse.

[fall0fdark]

God this would be a great crossover I remember reading a never finished fic that had Jaune as a Witcher along with professor Port. it had the monsters in Witcher being a rarer threat but stronger then the grim

[howi99]

If Jaune and Pyrrha switched places: The Fall

Jaune: *grab Pyrrha by the shoulders* Listen to me; i want you to get reinforcement. I'm going to stall her as long as i can and—

Pyrrha: *horrified* You can't be serious! She killed Ozpin in a matter of minutes; you're going to die!

Jaune: If things go bad, i'll run away. *Pat her head, smiling gently* I'll be fine, i promise you. And an Arc never goes back on their promises, remember?

Pyrrha: *shake her head, tears streaming down her face* You're awful at lying... *Hug him* Please... Don't go ...

Jaune: *look behind her, reciprocating the hug* ...

Jaune: *sigh* I'm sorry, Pyrrha... I hope you'll forgive me.

Pyrrha: Jaun— *Get pushed inside the locker* !? JAUNE!!

Jaune: *a tear in his eye* I love you, Pyrrha... *Push the ejection button* Goodbye.

Pyrrha: *banging on the door, unnoticeably bending it with her unknown semblance* NO! NONONO— *get ejected to safety*

Jaune: ... *Letting out a nervous sigh* Well, it's time to roll the dice, Jaune... *Put on his helmet*

_ _ _

Ruby: *arriving atop the tower* Jaune!

Jaune: *burn scars covering him, yet still standing* Huff... Huff... Took you... long enough... *Fall to one knee* Urgh...

Cinder: *noticing Ruby's arrival* Tsk, a shame; we'll continue our discussion another time. *Turn her gaze back to Jaune, smirking* I hope we'll meet again, my little knight~

Jaune: *weakly* Go to... *Loosing consciousness* Heeeell—

[fall0fdark]

Jaune:

[arc-misadventures2]

First Kiss: Bittersweet

Saphron: Hey, bro, you’ve been kissed before, right?

Jaune: Yeah, I have.

Saphron: Ha! Told you Terra! What was it like?

Jaune: What?

Terra: Your first kiss, what was it like!

Jaune: Oh! Ahh…? It was… It was bittersweet…

Saphron: Bittersweet; what kind of a first kiss is like that?

Jaune: Aren’t all goodbye kisses bittersweet?

[fall0fdark]

Thanks for the nightly depression.

[rocknroll7575]

Jaune's Mom

Ruby: Jaune, what's your mother like?

Jaune: Well...

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Jaune: *After unlocking his Aura and standing in a field* Mom... Are you sure this is gonna be safe?

Balalika: You're gonna be fine, sweetie~! *Quickly points a gun at Jaune and shoots him in the chest*

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Jaune: Let's not talk about her...

[fall0fdark]

I’m shocked you haven’t done a Black Lagoon x Rwby fic at this point. could easily make a vale branch of Hotel Moscow it being a Atlas crime syndicate. God could even do the vampire twins arc and have them as faunis.

[rocknroll7575]

So salem's fable is going to be good salem x jaune with either stalker salem or jaune x two salems

Pretty much, yeah. Both Salems will love Jaune, but their love is gonna cause a war, and I mean a war!

[fall0fdark]

[arc-misadventures2]

Happy Moments Only

Oobaleck: Students! What is one thing that can attract Grimm?!

Ruby: Conflict?

Weiss: Despair?

Nora: Pancakes?!

Blake: Any negative emotions?

Oobaleck: You are all correct! Except for you Miss. Valkyrie! Grimm are not attracted to pancakes.

Nora: That's what you think...

Oobaleck: Any circumstance that can create any form of negative emotions can attract Grimm! For this! We must think happy thoughts! As childish as that may be, it can help one avoid the Grimm to some extents! Mr. Arc!

Jaune: Uhh... Yes, Sir?

Oobaleck: You've been rather quiet today, tell me, what is the most happy memory can think of that you could use to repel Grimm?!

Jaune: ...

Oobaleck: If it is too embarrassing you can choose not to say it, but say something else instead. For happy people have any happy memories from many happy occasions.

Jaune: ...

Oobaleck: We're waiting Mr. Arc.

Jaune: I... I don't have any... happy memories... Sir.

Oobaleck: What?!

Jaune: I don't have any happy memories. Happy moments at best, Sir. Small bits that make me feel happy... for a time.

Oobaleck: And, why is that?

Jaune: Any... Any good memories I've ever had have been... tainted.

Oobaleck: Tainted?

Jaune: Something bad... something bad always happens afterwards, and it taints them; I can no longer look back on found memories because they all... hurt... It hurts as much as it had just happened yesterday... I can't have happy memories... Just... happy moments...

The whole class stares at Jaune in stunned silence before Oobaleck decided to move on with the lesson, onto a different subject at that.

~~~

Pyrrha: Tell me a happy moment.

Jaune: What?

Pyrrha: You said you had happy moments, not happy memories, tell me one, Jaune.

Jaune: Why?

Pyrrha: Because, I want to know what makes you happy so I can help you have more happy moments in your life!

Jaune: That's... That's really nice of you Pyrrha. But, you don't have to do that.

Pyrrha: True, but I want to; So, come on tell me! Tell me your most recent happy moment!

Jaune: Okay, okay... I have one, but you're gonna think it's stupid.

Pyrrha: I doubt that, Jaune.

Jaune: When I... When I met you, and when we became partners.

Pyrrha: R-Really?

Jaune: Yeah... You're... You are the first person who never saw me as a joke, the first person who ever looked to me for help and actively tried to help me. You actually care about me. And, actually, you make me happy.

Pyrrha: I do.

Jaune: Yeah, I never realized it until now though.

Pyrrha: Meeting you is my happiest moment for me too.

Jaune: Really?

Pyrrha: Yep. You didn't know who I was, and even when you did, you never put me on the spotlight. You just treated like a normal person, and your closest friend. And, you've helped me make so many new friends, friends who like me for who I am, and not the title I stand for. You make me so happy Jaune, you really do.

Jaune: Wow... Thanks Pyrrha, I really don't know what to say.

Pyrrha: I often think of that when I'm with you Jaune.

Jaune: Not sure how to take that, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Take it as a compliment Jaune.

Jaune: I'll try...

Pyrrha: Jaune... As long as I'm with you... we'll have all the happy moments in the world!

Jaune: Promise?

Pyrrha: I promise, Jaune, for ever and always.

~~~

Jaune: No happy memories... something bad always happens and they are forever tainted... and they always hurt as if they just happened yesterday...

Jaune looks up to see Pyrrha's statue in Argus and the flowers spread around it. Freshly placed, and withered flowers alike blowing in the nights frozen air.

Jaune: No happy memories...

[fall0fdark]

I see you found your All hurt no comfort stories.

[rocknroll7575]

Someone said they wanted to know more about the Jaune X Salem Story, I'm cooking up, so here it is:

(I would @ them, but for some reason they aren't showing)

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Ok, basic plot is this:

Jaune's mirror is somehow connected to Salem's Vanity that she had in her tower. A young Jaune meets a young Salem, and through the mirror, they begin to talk and connect. Eventually, they fall in love, but they wonder how they can be together with the mirror separating them.

They do, and I spoil this because it happens pretty much after the prologue (The prologue and first chapter are already written and will be posted soon).

But here's the twist... Salem the Grimm Queen still exists while human Salem is with Jaune!

Confused? Good!

Want answers? Too bad, you'll just have to wait till I post the story to start forming little theories in your brain.

But trust me, the lore I created for this story is gonna blow your fucking mind!

A few things about this story:

It's an AU where Jaune and a few other characters don't become Huntsmen.

Technically, two Jaunes and two Salems exist

Sort of follows medieval fantasy tropes, but it still takes place during the Modern RWBY era.

Many characters will die, and I mean it. No resurrections, even for Penny.

[fall0fdark]

Ah that’s going to lead to some interesting things e.g. if Ozpin finds her what will he do here is his beloved, mother of his children before she fell and she won’t have a clue who he is.

[rocknroll7575]

Fuck me, man, the things I do for some of my stories are insane.

I legit spent 20 minutes fucking tweaking out and trying to figure out good placements for large fictional towns on Vale without them being anywhere too close to it, so they could be isolated enough to either mostly rely on themselves and each other or trade with other Kingdoms.

Which meant I had to Google search the map of Vale, then try to locate Vale, but most of the close-up images (which were mostly Roman's map and the very detailed version) showed me it was near an inland sea, so I thought it was way up north, where there's a large inland sea on the map.

But then I noticed how small the Inland Sea near Vale was, so I had to keep looking on its western coast for Patch since it would be right next to it, but then I thought Patch would be too small to show up on the map.

So I said fuck it and watched the World of Remnant Episode on Vale, and when I saw where Vale was located, I felt both stupid yet vindicated.

Then I had to make the locations for each of the towns far enough from Vale, and for reference, here's an image I edited for myself to remind me where each town sits, (Because god damn it if I don't have a visual aid I'm fucked)

And you know what, FUCK IT!

Here's the trading routes:

And here's the communication routes inside the Kingdom and for Trading points:

Oh, and by the way...

THIS IS ALL FOR A FREAKING FANFICTION THAT HAS JAUNE AND SALEM AS THE MAIN PAIR!

[fall0fdark]

I commend your effort and now want more information on the Jaune x Salem story

[rwby-confess]

Confession #1576

[howlingday]

She's a bandit.

[redheartedtramp]

That's no excuse to not look fabulous.

[fall0fdark]

Does anyone find Vernal’s outfit is similar to Yangs Vol 7 - 9 out fit