(All the cool kids have these, so I figured I should make one too. Essentially, I'm a sheep.)
What's up gamers, my name's ROBERT.
For obvious reasons, I only answer to that name for comedic effect. In the rare event you'd ever need to refer to me, I'd much prefer literally anything else. And I'm not lying when I say anything; Rob, Robin, Robbie, Ringo, Rango, literally anything that starts with an R. I do not give a fuck.
This is one of my various sideblogs. What's my main blog? What are my other side blogs? Those are some great questions that I'm not going to answer!! How else am I meant to secure an air of mystery about my online presence?
All you need need to know, dear Tumblr user, is that I post Our Flag Means Death related nonsense. That's it. That's all I do. Admittedly, this was a very long-winded method to go about saying that, but I've already got it typed and formatted soooo.
That's all from me! A fucking pox on all of you 🫰
