the dust of the stars, the beating of your heart

mufie | she | 23 | still drifting with your echoes

[subcultureblues]

no i REFUSE to get on board with mindfulness guru/licensed therapist/secure attachment style Svetlana Vetrova. emotionally stunted duo that is literally soOooOo Russian they never learned how to establish a kind of intimacy not onioned in 12 layers of cool, ironic detachment.*tearing up slightly* “i think i might almost miss you when i move to Boston” “Ew. Anyways. for unrelated reasons i have accepted a job offer in Boston”

like the Svetilya friendship is literally so enduring because they are each others Emotional-Support Enabler. they would feel so betrayed if bestie actually pushed them to open up about their (gross) feelings. when one of them looks too sad the other drags them off to a bathroom and lovingly racks up a line. Here baby do some designer drugs abt it. offered escapism as a love language. quit being passively suicidal and dress like a slut bcs we’re going out! I know you crashed hard out of the Olympics BUT, I brought you this twink as a consolation prize. *google calender alert for the anniversary of Well, You Know* cancel everything we’re weekending in Miami. Why don’t we fuck til it turns both our brains off. Don’t kill yourself I literally got us tickets to Coachella, I Am Here For You.

[notahungrywish]

Don’t kill yourself I literally got us tickets to Coachella is sooooo #mySvetlanaandIlya.

She literally got him twink bussy and a fat line as prezzie to cheer him up after he bombed at the Olympics like.

She is ALSO an emotionally avoidant fuckboy that’s the beauty of it all.

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shanesbug]

ilya playing the sims. ilya voice look shane i locked hayden pike in basement

[penandinkprincess]

with how much shane enjoys getting pinned down, i'm laughing about the idea of ilya who knows academically that he and shane are equally matched but who never really transfers that thought to the bedroom because he and shane playfight/wrestle as foreplay but shane enjoys "losing" these particular struggles and thus doesn't really ever use his full strength beyond the opening few seconds

which means the first time shane is riding him and is close to finishing and thus shoves him the FUCK back down when ilya is about to sit up and turn them hits ilya like a fucking FREIGHT TRAIN

man is getting held down with a hand to his chest with a force shane hasn't actually used in bed before and he is about to pass! out! from the force of the horny crashing over him

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya edging and frustrating shane specifically to provoke him into slamming him down and holding him there to take what he wants

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

If the bellboy scene taught me anything, it's that hollanov are always down for some silly impromptu roleplay action. Shane reads a Buzzfeed listicle about Top Ten Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner that he stores away in his brain until one day he randomly asks Ilya If I was an animal, what animal would I be? and Ilya immediately answers Bunny. Itty bitty bunny rabbit who runs very very fast. And Shane huffs and kicks him because No, I mean like a serious answer, actually think about it. And Ilya grabs the foot that Shane tried to kick him with by the ankle and says I am serious. It is very serious matter. I would not lie about bunny Shane. And Shane's rolling his eyes but his mouth is twitching when he says What does that make you, then? A wolf? and Ilya slooowly grins his most devious grin before he rolls over and pounces on Shane, grappling him onto his back as he says, Oh, yes, yes I am big bad wolf and you are cute little bunny. And Shane is squirming and flushing in that way he always does when he tries to wriggle his way out from under Ilya and Ilya just holds him down harder, but then he's biting his lip and going lax because: Oh, Mr Wolf, what big teeth you have~ and Ilya's grin gets even bigger (and, okay, maybe it IS a little wolf-like) and he makes his voice go all deep and growly as he says: All the better to eat you with. And then he's attacking Shane's neck with great sucking kisses mixed in-between small sharp nips that make Shane giggle and thrash and yelp, ankles kicking against the mattress as he tries to wrestle Ilya off of him, but the big bad wolf has got the little rabbit in his jaws now and he's not letting go.

[kaltspiegel]

Hannibal AU, in which Hannibal is really bad at playing instruments.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[purpleselkiee]

Made this a few months ago :)

[official-cephaloposts]

official cephalopod post

[ilyas-left-nut]

“Kiss me,” Ilya wanted to say. “Kiss me and hold me in front of all these people. Pull me onstage and do it. I don't care anymore.

Please. I'm dying.”

[virginshane]

shane’s fantasies: free use gangbang creampie dp deepthroating

ilya’s fantasies: my husband sleepy. my husband wearing glasses. my husband blushing. my husband freckles. my husband

[cloudabserk]

leg is tastiest part

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[samimarkart]

flamboyant cuttlefish :)

[official-cephaloposts]

official cephalopod post

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[0ceansoftime]

mike wheeler such a good character and such a bad character he’ll haunt my life forever

[kdrm]

us tv: reviewed 

[egberts]

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

[evilwizard]

it’s just me