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I sense something homosexual afoot
this came to me in a dream
Well⌠yes? I suppose?
video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason
to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry
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the anniversary of library paste manâs death is in four days.
One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.
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How do you feel about trains
Trains are good
This is THE WRONG response. TRAINS ARE THE BEST. TRAINS FUCK SO HARD. trains are not âgood.â they are not even âgreat.â Trains are THE BEST FORM OF TRANSPORTATION AND ANY ANSWER SHORT OF âI LOVE TRAINSâ IS NOT ENOUGH. TRAINS ARE FUCKING GOATEDâźď¸âźď¸âď¸âď¸âźď¸
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Guys itâs only been 3-4 hours wtf
IT HAS TO BE GRACE
when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"
me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-Gâ
ânever mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered
to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear
the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution
My moms outlook on parenting vs how i turned out (she loves me)
âoh but steve deserved a happy endingâ and why couldnât it have been simple and realistic instead of an assassin of his character? for example, passing the mantle to sam and going on a road trip with the man heâd spent years fighting to get back. after saying goodbye to sam, they get in beat up truck with nothing but two small packs, a few novels, and steveâs sketchbook. âso. where to first?â âI was thinking jerseyâ â they share a laugh, and drive
THEY deserved a happy ending. the foundation of their relationship was âtil death do we partâ/that theyâd always be there for each other. and it would have been so easy to maintain that if they wanted bucky in future projects but not steve. âwhereâs steve?â bucky rolls his eyes and says âwhere do you think?â (helping with disaster relief, hunting down hydra cell, doing a shift w daredevil). steve texting sam to put more weight on his left foot when he throws the shield. a five second phone call where steve tells him he better be back in time for the dodgers game. a photo of them laughing at the grand canyon. instead.
steve wouldnât have stopped fighting until his heart stopped, but that didnât mean the battlefield couldnât have changed. perhaps going from fighting aliens, to the streets. social activism. community service. etc. his ending could never end with ârestâ like the writers tried to hard to defend why he wouldnât stop hydra or save bucky in the past. but it could have ended w him being content in the present with his friends
I've been on this train for a while but like really. Steve FEARED not having a war to fight.
Age of Ultron. Stay with me here.
"Captain America. God's righteous man. Pretending you could live without a war."
AND THEN we get Steveâs nightmare sequence. Which is Peggy looking at him and saying, "The war's over, Steve. We can go home." THIS is what scares him!
Also before any of that shit even happens, there's a deleted scene between Steve and Hill that I think is very relevant to the point that was trying to be made here. It's where Hill gives Steve the tablet after Ultron kills Strucker. She makes the argument that he's doing what he was designed to and aiming for peace. Steve says "if that were the case, I'd hang up my shield."
And Maria Hill fucking looks at him and says, "would you?"
And the look on his fucking face. He knows she's right.
Steve doesn't know how to stop fighting. I wrote a whole goddamn double drabble about it the other day and that was not enough to make my point apparently.
I think it's in its bones. Long before he was a soldier, he was fighting. I feel like when you're fighting that long it becomes a piece of you so ingrained you can't turn it off. Even if he hadn't been fighting for Bucky throughout the movies, sending him to the past to enjoy a life in The burbs would never be right for him. Steve was willing to die and every back alley brawl he got into.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO ARTICULATE FOREVER BUT IVE NEVER HAD THE WORDS THANK YOU
This made it so hard to enjoy endgame when I rewatched it as a born again Steve fan he would not fucking leave his boys especially Bucky like girl he yearned his was into being an international war criminal for that man and youâre telling me he 180s and suddenly wants to go back in time to live out his family guy dreams in the super-racism-Bucky-torture-American-isolationism era?? What would he do. There are no men double his size to pick a fight with back there anymore.
Please don't assassinate me the heat is doing that already
If i had a penny for every sun coded blonde + moon coded brunette with amputated left arm I shipped I would have two penny's, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Old habits die hard...
Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!
Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)
So this is BRILLIANT
the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
Trying so hard to focus on artfight but my familyâs doing a MCU rewatch and I have come down with a severe case of stucky.
How do I explain to my therapist that I am unable to get things done not because of ADHD but because my every waking moment is being consumed by my childish desire for these fictional old men to be safe and happy together