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Semi-Slugs: these are actual gastropods that are in the process of evolving from snails into slugs, with their shells gradually reducing and receding into their bodies
Above: Fastosarion brazieri, commonly known as the chameleon semi-slug, and an unidentified species of semi-slug from the genus Sheldonia
The term "semi-slug" is used to describe an intermediate stage of evolution that occurs as snails evolve into slugs. Nearly 1,000 different species of semi-slug are currently known to exist, and these bizarre little creatures can be found on at least four continents.
Above: Fastosarion brazieri and Varadia amboliensis
Each species of semi-slug is technically still classified as a snail, but its shell is noticeably reduced, becoming smaller and more internalized as the species evolves. A semi-slug officially becomes a regular-slug once its shell is no longer visible at all.
As this article explains:
If life were simple, there would be snails and slugs. Snails carry their homes on their backs; slugs are naked and embarrassed. But life isn’t simple, so of course there’s secret option #3 – the semi-slug, a bizarre creature that sits exactly between the snail and the slug.
Above: genus Satiella and genus Euaustenia
This article describes the distinction between a snail, a slug, and a semi-slug:
In contrast to snails, which have an external shell large enough to accommodate the body, or slugs, in which the shell is completely internal or absent, semi-slugs have an external shell, but the shell is too small to accommodate the animal’s entire body.
Above: Megaustenia siamensis
The evolutionary process that causes the shell to recede is known as limacization, and it's especially common in moist, low-calcium environments where a snail's shell may be more of a burden than a benefit:
Terrestrial slugs are not a monophyletic group, but a case of convergent evolution in which the slug form evolved from different lineages of land snails that gradually lost their shell through a process called limacization. Limacization resulted in adaptive radiation in land snail lineages, as slugs became adapted to diverse moist and protected spaces, such as crevices in rocks and wood debris. The loss of the shell also allowed for more movement and less calcium dependence, making slugs more successful as pests.
Above: Gaeotis nigrolineata, also known as the Puerto Rican semi-slug, has a neon green shell that is almost completely internalized, but the shell is clearly visible through the semi-slug's translucent body
Some semi-slugs have shells that are still opaque and largely visible, with a patch of flesh covering only the outer edges of the shell, while others have shells that are more significantly reduced, transparent, and/or concealed.
Above: Ibycus rachelae, commonly known as the green-shelled semi-slug, and a species of semi-slug from the genus Durgella
This topic was mentioned in my previous post about Ibycus rachelae, but I wanted to write a more detailed post about semi-slugs, because they're just so fascinating and weird.
Above: a black-and-white semi-slug from subfamily Sheldoniinae
Above: Fastosarion brazieri again, but this one is especially spiky for some reason
Sources & More Info:
Australian Geographic: Meet the Semi-Slug, a Snail without a Home
Carnegie Museum of Natural History: What's So Good about Being a Slug?
Frontiers: Terrestrial Slugs in Neotropical Agroecosystems (PDF)
iNaturalist: Photos 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, & 12
The Shell-Makers: Introducing Molluscs: On Becoming Sluggish
Land Snails and Slugs of Sabah and Labuan, Malaysia: Semi-Slugs
Contributions to Zoology: Phylogeny and Systematic Revision of the Helicarionid Semislugs of Eastern Queensland
Hello there! It seems that with much deliberation you've finally decided that it's probably a good idea to arm yourself in preparation for a rapidly approaching US civil conflict, and so you want to buy a rifle.
These are the only guns that exist:
-The Cop & Sportster: This rifle has not changed since the 1980s, but it's somehow still priced as cutting edge weaponry even though it's legally a "Retro" rifle. There's nothing wrong with these but there are certainly better values out there.
-A Shotgun: Do not buy a shotgun for serious use unless your primary opponents happen to be doorjambs and flocks of geese. Better than nothing in a pinch, but not a serious option.
-A Suspiciously Cheap Imported Shotgun: Stop it, you are not Doomguy. Also you have a 50/50 shot on the cheap ones actually working.
-The Incinerannihilator: This is a rifle for the Punisher Skull Avenged Sevenfold listener. Half of them have a crusader cross engraved on the magwell. Do not buy these.
-The Alphabet-15: This is the one you want. Solid quality, nothing fancy, gets the job done. There are dozens of good companies out there that make them. None of them share your politics.
-The Fuddchester & Sportington: Great for pretending you're a cowboy, bad for anything else that isn't hunting Elk. Old men will tell you that they're the only guns you'll ever need. They are wrong, but the wood stocks do look good.
-The Wafflestomper: This rifle always has a quirky name and at least one part 3D printed in titanium. The founder of the company wears skate shoes. It's mediocre and overpriced but it make up for this with marketing hype.
-The AK-Pattern: These are strictly for playing dress up. You can't even find good ones in the USA, and if you manage to get your hands on an AK that works, good luck locating any ammunition for it on the North American continent since the Russian sanctions started.
-A Shotgun, Again: People will tell you that just racking the action on a shotgun is enough to send home invaders running. If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-
what
when you're there you're family
Faux leather was the worst thing ever created
Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.
omfg
hold on i have to look something up
yeah he’s autistic
Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past
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Found a link
What the fuck does this site's backend look like
tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy
Good foreplay starts with a good vocabulary
thinking about the fucking screenshot spell twilight used once
Why was the Mormon vampire copying whole pages of PDF?
There's an animated Twilight series??
sparkle. twilight sparkle. the horse.
You should commission art of you x your favorite character it’s free therapy and I’m no longer mentally ill
knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.
and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade
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did it work