[justlikebullets]

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

[misophonie]

god with me on a random night in 8th grade

[theangelisgay]

nah man you cant even tell you dyed it at all it looks super natural

[mabelsguidetolife]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

[42168]

The other night I dreamt I was back in college There were boys in robes and sandals They were singing songs to Krishna Burning candles they'd trade for money And you agreed to buy one 'cause you felt guilty One turned into Sister Margaret I said: "if you can change your shape that easily, can you take the form of my dead father? 'Cause I think he would've liked to meet my wife" And I know for a fact he would have liked my wife

Then last night I was somewhere near Virginia Rebuking Satan with ironic faithfulness Then Satan turned to me:

Have you thought much about that cry? Eloi, Eloi Have you thought much about that cry? Eloi, Eloi Eloi, Eloi Lama sabachthani

[wuntrum]

coping with not seeing hayley williams live by drawing her instead

[jackabbotsaveme]

[hollanderthoughts]

I’ll be honest if I heard Tracy Chapmans fast car right now I would just have to jump off the nearest building

[everydaylouie]

like ships in the night

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[deepspaceboytoy]

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

[ros-sauce]

[redstonedust]

ugh. on the one hand tumblr introducing age verification for people in countries where thats come into law recently was probably inevitable and outside of their control. on the other hand the fact tumblr is so bad at identifying mature posts IS within their control and it really adds insult to injury. like idc if its a faulty algorithm or malicious user reports or shitty admins, at least when bluesky asks for my ID its because i clicked on a post with sex in it. the last mature marked post i saw on tumblr was a photo of megan thee stallion in cosplay. dont piss me off.

[magicratfingers]

bass pro shops needs a esports department i want to try weird mice i want to choose a desk pad i want to browse decorative rgb lighting

[patrickjoust]

www.patrickjoust.com

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Fujica GW690

Kodak Portra 160

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[ominous-signs]

yeah.