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Skeleton | Adult | He/him | 18+ blog.

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[kuhuhukun]

I want him happy and smiling always cuz he deserves THE WORLD

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[7dmom]

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

[lonestatus]

how to manipulate people into talking to you

tips for making friends when you are evil

how to hide the darkness in your heart from potential friends

how to be normal

how to say hi without becoming an abuser

[theminotaursmanual]

by Laerte Coutinho

[las-lus]

btw this is laerte. She is 73 now! Making art and being happy! It's never too late to transition

[mousegirlheart]

open wiiiiide

[virtualgirladvance]

[nondelphic]

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[randomalienencounter]

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリ╎リ⊣ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[t0bey]

this is how their S support in gay awakening went right

[c-rowlesdraws]

every time…

[acfan120]

Some Gremlin is best

[c-rowlesdraws]

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.

[risennya]