A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

[fukkce]

“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

[riseofafallenangel]

Quiet room.

Everyone else:

Me:

My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ

[riseofafallenangel]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[babyanimalgifs]

[adumundead]

[miss-jazz-complementarian]

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

[lightfangx-thosewhofellbefore]

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

[oitnbgifs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The real MVP. (via jostrowski12)

[jiaraisinthegoodplace]

Honestly, watching Brooklyn 99 comes with this weird and unexpected crush on Andy Samberg… like never would have thought but y'all know what I’m talking about

[goodenoughforjazz]

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars

[sanctuarytrin]

When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot. 

[bidoof]

god is there anything better than just laying the FUCK down? no, there isn’t

[dopeybeauty]

when you see some REALLY fucking dumb shit on ur dash and you just 

[dopeybeauty]

when you see people replying to your post with shit even dumber than the dumb shit you originally posted about

[bigeisamazing]

[riseofafallenangel]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[thahalfrican]

More wholesome garlic bread memes

[ruisi]

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

me

[riseofafallenangel]

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back