Fucking Dead Inside

22, Still better than you but now my medications prevent me from heavy alcohol use.

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You cry and cry all the time

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魔法よ解けないでいて

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[redn1ghtcrawler]

Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…

[evan--langdon-blog]

Behind the scenes of AHS season 1 with Evan Peters as Tate Langdon.

~S

[invaderxan]

[lord-kitschener]

#thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Cleric ultimate weapon

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to

[megamycete]

[cargopantsman]

Tell me Will

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still really disappointed that the ONE time they tried to assassinate a conservative president he lived

[microwaveabl]

#that is like my least favorite national tragedy so far

what the hell is your favorite national tragedy?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nixon getting his ass handed to him!

[fanfictionbard]

Wait do you mean watergate or did someone actually beat him up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they put his ass in a peach!!!

[mjalti]

my girls vibrator died so i’m about to drink a coffee, take an adderall, and go crazy.

i salute MY soldiers

[prokopetz]

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

[lynati]

You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?

[guardiankarenterrier]

is

is that not the point

[brunhiddensmusings]

next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one

[krystal-prisms]

Schrodinger’s hospitality rules

[homobf]

why does michael cera always get the girl why cant i get the girl its my turn michael

[retropopcult]

During the 1992 presidential campaign, the press couldn’t get enough of Socks, the Clinton family’s cat.

[tibby]

do you like milfs so much because you have mommy issues

can’t a dyke wanna fuck an older woman without freud showing up in their ask box

[witchervesemir-deactivated20210]

With everything going on I think people are forgetting this happened today too:

[willemdafemboy]

[fucks-currently-being-given]

me to my therapist: ok so there's this tv show that's been on air for years about fighting demons and stuff. and there's a ship in it - no, like a relationship. like two people who fans want to date. no, the fans want these two characters to date EACH OTHER. yeah. so anyway, one of the characters confessed his love to the other this week in a new episode, which, first of all, surprised everyone, because the show is notorious for queerbaiting - no, look, I know, but we don't have time. let's just say that no one thought these two characters would ever actually - ok, so anyway, the angel confesses his love for the guy, and immediately is sent to super hell, and - no, I know this doesn't seem to have anything to do with Putin, I'm getting to that. see there's this thing called the omegav

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

[paradoxspaceheater]

hallelujah, here i go again