Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Name: Carl A. _____________________ Species: Human _____________________ Age: 23 _____________________ Rating: 08.7/10 __________________________________ Nature: Modest __________________________________ Location: New York, NY ...

[newkidsonmycock20]

[never-obsolete]

The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98

[19rachel]

This was the last time the world knew peace

[justintaco]

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[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Way ahead of you

[voidwerks]

[citystompers1]

Godzilla wins the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award in 1998, presented by Sir Patrick Stuart

[des-shinta]

PLOT-TWIST!

[superheroesincolor]

At this point in 2020 I’m willing to try anything

[brawltogethernow]

This is an all the time solution.

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Miles’ universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[weirdmageddon]

yall did raymond animal crossing so dirty

you did the expected, got horny for him and turned the poor accountant kitty in a maid suit catboy when he had the potential for something as grand as this

[ratbiteart]

this is not my beautiful island

[risingsuperstarcarl]

Joe vs Makunochi Ippo

[risingsuperstarcarl]

Did the 6 Fanart Challenge!

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[ginnymcqueen-deactivated2017043]

And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.

[risingsuperstarcarl]

Are you dating anyone?

Get off anon and I'll tell ya!

[natural-selections]

[stromcuzewon]

[risingsuperstarcarl]

Hawlucha

[risingsuperstarcarl]

Ashido Mina x Goodra

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Caught up with the latest BNHA chapters and thought Ashido's new powers were awesome. Decided to make her Acid Man power take the form of Goodra

[risingsuperstarcarl]

SPIRIT GUN

[paulthebukkit]

me vs me when I accidentally open up my front facing camera