Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
To be honest, Iâve never shaved my legs once

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
To be honest, Iâve never shaved my legs once
When my mother forgets a wordïżŒ, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher.ïżŒ I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: âYou know the time for los jibbities is coming upïżŒ. You must be so excited!âïżŒ Oh, is it time for los jibbities already?ïżŒ I must have missed it on my calendar. ïżŒAre we celebrating something? âOf courseïżŒ! We should all be celebrating, shouldnât we?â ïżŒOK, so los jibbities is a happy thing.ïżŒ Itâs not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess.ïżŒ âLos heebie-jeebies? Now youâre making things up.ïżŒ..and this is my show.â Youâre right. The time for los jibbities is coming upïżŒ. Is this a season? âYes, the season for love. The season for pride.âïżŒ OK, los jibbities. âYeah, sound it out.â LosâŠjibbities. LGBTs! âSĂ, mira cuz youâre gay!â âYou couldnât just say pride season? You couldnât just⊠*laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
âWhat if poor people abuse the system?â
The system intrinsically abuses poor people.
Hope this helps.
"What if poor people abuse the system?"
Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that
If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.
Amazes me that "still lives in their parent's house" is still an insult. In THIS economy? Where a large percent of adults are doing just that because they can't afford their own place? That's just an out of touch thing to say now. Like why don't you step into reality with the rest of us, buddy.
"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".
the thing with romance for me is that you need to convince me through behavior and dialogue that the characters enjoy spending time with each other and seek each other out. even with enemies to lovers a foundation of mutual respect goes a long way. you can be like "he's the youngest ever general of the dragon slaying guild and I'm secretly a dragon, but he's the best swordsman I've ever fought and our sparring matches are the only thing that make me feel alive ever since my family was killed." if he implies something similar then bam, you have a reason for the two of them to hang out even though one of them knows it's dangerous. you can't be like "he's a dragon slayer and he's mean to me all the time but the flex of his arms when he swings his sword is just too sexy." it does not matter how many times you have your protagonist say "I shouldn't be drawn to him... but I am" if you never show a real moment of connection between them that draws them together
itâs so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you donât have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you donât have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed
cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devilâs Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died
Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)
pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears
OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM
Jackisms that make me want to put him in my pocket and go about my day
âą using both minced oaths and actual curse words (eg freaking and crap but also fucking and shit)
âą the shoehorned portmanteaus used to describe other people's emotions. like what are those for aside from making the reader smile
âą random outbursts and unintentional flirting
âą saying something is dumb or that he's not going to do it and then doing it in the next line. "who would I tell?" "I finished telling all this to brother riley -"
âą Seamless pickpocketing
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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldnât even care about
i know fandom history that even I donât care about
well, i know about lump fish
Good to see weâre all on the same page
At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
please do yourself a favor and give this bop a quick listen when you get a chance (0:15)
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I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now
Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes đ
Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes đ€Ș
How were the schemes Were the schemes successful
Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hĂŠhĂŠhĂŠ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! đ they never saw it coming teeheehee
does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?
i can't post pictures in replies so here u go
thats the one! thank you!
I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them