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OH BUT HEREâS ONE MORE OKAY:
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DONE IM DONE IM NEVER DRAWING DOGS AGAINâŠPROBABLY
OH BUT HEREâS ONE MORE OKAY:
older sibling squad wadddddaaaaaap
Based on this tweet!
upgrading from the ball
my moon my man
Healer Draco: What are you in here for, Potter?
Auror Harry: Well what can you cure?
Healer Draco: Mainly big injuries, like broken bones or internal bleeding
Auror Harry: âŠ
Auror Harry: *glances at the wall*
Healer Draco: No, Potter
Auror Harry: *pouts*
Pansy: This is the first time Iâm talking to Granger, so I canât look like an idiot and you have to help me
Harry: Okay, I promise to help you date Hermione, if you promise to teach me how to braid Dracoâs hair for his birthday
Pansy: Sure, but youâre never going to master the French, Harry
Harry: Oh, I mastered the French
Draco: *blushes*
Pansy: You guys are disgusting
i enjoy that every single humanâs reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, âHELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?â
I will reblog this on my deathbed.
Please let him science đ§
i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me
There is an international treaty that says weâre supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and itâs really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.
i love how whenever humans meet penguins the humans are like âholy shit little gooberâ and the penguins are like âholy shit giant gooberâ
I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)
If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'
i love draco fell first harry fell harder fics.
like draco with his childhood crush that he tries his hardest to ignore but is always there in the back of his head and harry who starts to see draco more often once they are older and he just becomes obsessed (or more so realizes that he has always been at least a little obsessed).
Dracoâs enormous lifelong crush and Harryâs all-consuming obsession when he finally falls is why Grounds for Divorce is the perfect fic, in this essay I will â
um hello he looks hot as hell in this
comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan
Drarry Microfic: Bond
âHarry, please walk me through this again,â Draco said, after taking a large gulp of tea.
âWhy?â Harry asked sheepishly.
âBecause I need to hear it a second time and compare your statements, so I can figure out what happened inside your brain that led to this.â
âBut you saidââ
âYes. Tell me, word for word, what I said this morning before you left for work.â
Harry swallowed. âYou said, âDarling, bring the bonding agent on your way home.ââ
âSo you did hear me, and you managed to remember it, too. Well done.â Draco took a deep breath. âSo why is he here?â he asked, his voice rising in pitch as he pointed at the elderly man in purple robes, who smiled gently at them from a kitchen chair.
âHeâs the bonding agent.â
âHello,â the man offered.
âAh, ah, ah. You stay out of this,â Draco tutted, before taking Harryâs hands in his. His expression softened in a way that somehow made Harry feel worse. âYou sweet thing, explain to me why you brought a Ministry officiant into our house.â
âHeâs the bonding agent,â Harry repeated. âI asked Pansy what you could have meant by that, and she sent me to his office.â
âYou didnât question her? You immediately believed that was what Iâd asked for?â
âWell, you love me?â Harry tried, heat creeping up his neck and firmly settling in his cheeks.
âQuite.â Draco smiled at him, honest and fond enough that Harryâs stomach gave a smitten little swoop. âDid you ask anyone else?â
âWell, yes. I asked Ron if Pansy was setting me up, because sheâd been cackling, and Ron said, âSheâd never, mate.ââ
Draco closed his eyes.
âShould I leave?â the officiant asked carefully.
âShush,â Draco hissed at him, then turned back to Harry. âRonald was being sarcastic, and Pansy did, in fact, set you up.â
âOh.â
âI was asking for a bottle of this, darling.â Draco pointed at the empty container of Apothecary's Premium Bonding Agent 460MT sitting on their kitchen table.
Harry looked at it. Then at the officiant. Then back at Draco.
âOh,â he said again, because it seemed to cover a lot of ground.
âGentlemen,â the officiant said, rising slowly from his chair, âif Iâm not needed, this is well past my usual hours, and IâdââHe stopped when Draco pinned him in place with a glittering look.
âIâd much prefer it if you stayed a moment longer,â Draco said, still holding Harryâs hands, âand married me to this impossible man, who may, entirely by accident, have had a stroke of genius.â
âwritten for the @drarrymicrofic prompt "bond", 424 words
Harry surprises Draco with their first pet, a cat, for his birthday.
Draco: What gave you the impression I wanted a pet, Potter?
Harry: Well, it kind of looks like you, doesn't it?
Draco examines it and sees that the cat's fur is pale blonde. He or she also seems to be looking at the world with disdain.
Harry holds the cat closer to him. The animal scratches Harry and runs away from them, hiding somewhere in their flat.
Draco: Well, that went well...
Harry: Don't be a prat. As I was saying, he also acts like you. If you get too close, it hisses at you, and if you ignore it, he it sits on your lap and demands attention.
Draco: Should I take that as a compliment?
Harry: I still love you, though... Please, don't make me sleep on the couch tonight.
Draco suppresses a smile.
Draco: I love you too, scarhead. Thank you for the cat, I guess.