Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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roma★
Three Goblin Art
#extradirty
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Claire Keane
almost home
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Andulka
macklin celebrini has autism
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Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever
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@ritsu-tans-dumpster
anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice
me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–
them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though
me:
"I love my body enough to go through whatever hell is necessary to make it feel like home."
-shards of blue
That’s a beautiful way to think about it. I’m going to have to keep this in mind.
You think real people are hot and you're criticizing anime men? Self-own.
what am i even supposed to say here
i hate all of you
ok, let me explain
I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.
Please click on the individual images to get the full experience. Thank you.
Original post by @fuckersupreme
lol
noelle darling honey sweetie gravy
HOT TIP!!!
You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good.
You know why people like lemonade? Flavored water
You know why people like tea? Flavored water
You know why people like koolaid? Flavored water
People like flavored water. Brains like flavored water. It’s like being forced to choose between a rock or a rock with glitter on it. You want the glitter rock
I am once again telling you to drink water
And to absolutely FUCK OFF if you’re going to be a dick on this post
There are some FANTASTIC infuser water bottles for sale these days. Here are some things I have used mine with:
Basil: AVOID. You will be astonished how quickly it overpowers literally everything else and it’s bitter. You think you want some kind of basil blend. You don’t.
Mint: you will need more than you think. No, more than that. More.
Strawberry: v good but only do this if you have a way to keep the water very cold, otherwise it kinda tastes slimy.
Apple: surprisingly good. You’d think the water wouldn’t pick up the flavor much, but it does. Add a tiny bit of honey and oh. My. G-d.
Lime: you need much less than you think for MUCH LESS TIME than you think. I put a single key lime in 32oz of water for six hours and ended up with a limeade concentrate. CONCENTRATE. That 32oz made like four pitchers’ worth. It tastes great but ONLY USE A LITTLE!! It’s like the opposite of mint, you need maybe, MAYBE one or two slices and only leave it in there for an hour or two. You can always infuse it longer if it’s not strong enough for you but you cannot un-infuse it.
Oranges: brb jaunting off to Olympus to ask Zeus if this is what “the nectar of the gods” was.
Citrus mix: you will never drink anything but this, ever again. Everything else will pale by comparison. You will yearn for it.
Grapes: great in theory. Did not work at all. I used black grapes. If you like green grapes, it might be worth trying but honestly I would warn you to expect disappointment.
Blueberries: I hate blueberries and tried this on the advice of a coworker who told me it would taste different than regular blueberries. It did not, but I guess if you like blueberries that’d be a good thing.
Peaches: this one was so weird. Not because it tasted bad. Quite the contrary. It tasted EXACTLY LIKE BITING INTO A PEACH and my brain was very confused. I kept trying to chew the water. So like, 11/10 on flavor, but expect your brain to be like the meme of the lady with the mathematical formulas.
There are many delicious options. Go forth. Discover them.
Proper assignment of roles is important for a yakuza clan
Death of a Salesman
Don’t forget to rest before each match!
FINALLY VICMELLY PROPAGANDA
Rude
KXKAJDMEJWMXMQM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Bane vs Petting Zoo Squad
There’s some Survs you can tell don’t deserve this.
## iDV VAL LAYOUTS ! ★
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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly
Valid and wholesome boomer representation. More of this please.
Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD
My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH
Here is the problem in a nutshell
Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?
But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP
I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father
This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY
“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband
Thanks I think?
“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”
Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions
“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list
1. I need a riding lawn mower
2. I need a white tank top
3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one
4. I need a book of puns
5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby
6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH
Kait are you writing this down this is important?”
Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?
Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications
Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own
Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY
🤦♀️🤦♀️
I can not with this fool
literally marry him
I have great news my friend
marry him again
I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”
Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot
