i pledge to read the printed word.

none of the photos on here are mine, i take no credit for their levels of awesome

[glompcat]

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.

[memewhore]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

equal and opposite energy

[teekily]

[whackityshmackity]

this needs no context because it applies to almost everything

[recommend]

Friendly dog knows how to entertain passengers on long flight (x)

[slipping-into-madness]

[eilti]

This is legit.

[appendingfic]

It’s actually not the same thing

Because with $1,000, that might be the money you need for rent - $65 could be the prescription you need til the end of the month. Despite being 6.5% of the amount, it could be the difference between you actually eating that week.

But a person with $1 billion has their every need and desire met. They don’t have to worry about rent or food or medicine. They could fund the research for the cure if they caught a never-before-seen disease. $65 million may be 6.5% of that, but it will make no difference in their ability to support themselves.

tl;dr It’s actually less morally defensible for the billionaire to keep the money

[everythingfox]

“This is Leny. He likes rolling down hills. Be like Leny.”

(Source)

[powderedtoooastman]

Leny has it all figured out.

[catasters]

[gianluc30]

Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations 

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[hom0genic]

[algo-hermoso]

Why is the baby’s legs so god damn long???

[volatilequeen]

Because he should be fucking walking

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Baby got 8 year old legs.

[minusthelove]

Lmaooooooooooo there’s a lot going on

[everythingfox]

banana boy

[baroquefaolchu]

Why is there so much cotton in this- oh….

[tiktokanimals]

[tal-shiar-fashion-police]

She’s a maniac, maniac, on the floor

[ampervadasz]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

how im tryna be

[trashwizard]

[somecutething]

[thenatsdorf]

Maybe switch majors? You have a knack for “Conflict Resolution”

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid