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I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

taopopop

C'est les swimming poules

pandas-and-squirrels

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

favoritesticle

somehow, Stephen King is also involved in this.

anexperimentallife

tayefeth

God: Teenagers, as part of their growing independence and ability to take care of themselves, will tend to be night owls, allowing parents to care for younger children in the morning.

Humans: So you're saying that teenagers are lazy and we need to beat them to make them responsible adults.

xphilosoraptorx

God: No, this is a good thing! Now you have someone to watch over your tribes and homes while the rest of you sleep!

Modern society: If you can't operate during the day like everyone else, you're useless to us.

comedysintral

thighschool

me as a doctor

surprisebitch

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

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memesandlaughs

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STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (2019) + letterboxd reviews insp.

avvocarlo

that is fucked

avvocarlo

I like to think about this without the existence of 50 first dates providing any sort of context

zoraiya

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.