knife dad's gay daughter

bitch haha why you mad? because my baja blasts severely and yours dont

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[rogersandclarke]

how dogs think they look when they bark at the living room windows

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[slunch]

[old-melissax77]

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[guiltfactory-moved]

my latent uncle abilities

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[dogpuppy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i like my music and it makes me happy and i dance and i smile and i groove to the rhythm

[comment-tube]

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[free-my-mindd]

[shiningother]

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[empurressnepetaiii]

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

[ooppo]

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in