my fellow riverdalians

a blog for riverdale clips to help educate society on Real Television (I will take requests, but I’ll also take awhile to fill them)

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Leaked scenes from the Mattel Cinematic Universe’s upcoming Magic 8 Ball movie.

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Riverdale 7.16, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Three: Stag

Archie and Reggie watch the sunrise together and say they love each other.

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Riverdale 7.16, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Three: Stag

Archie and Reggie prepare to watch a wedding night home sex movie, only to discover it’s a film of men wrestling. They decide to leave it on.

It briefly cuts to Cheryl, doing a Choni oil painting.

Archie and Reggie lie awake in their shared bedroom, discussing their gay friends and how beat poets would explore sexuality with their buddies. Reggie takes a cold shower.

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Riverdale 3.21, Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House

Betty tells Cheryl that the Farm is an organ harvesting cult.

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Riverdale 6.22, Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen: Night of the Comet

To test whether Cheryl has successfully absorbed everyone’s superpowers, Veronica points a gun at Cheryl and shoots her. The bullet doesn’t penetrate: Cheryl is now invulnerable, can see auras, and can hear the thoughts of everyone in the room.

Armed with her new powers she opens a portal, bids the group farewell with a simple “Toodles”, and leaves to go save the town from a comet.

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Riverdale 7.14, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-One: Archie the Musical

Julian saying he’s the best singer in the school and Midge jumping in to defend Fangs’ honour.

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Riverdale 7.14, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-One: Archie the Musical

🎵 I Got Two 🎵

Sometimes I think I crave a little cotton candy, sometimes I wanna have some onion rings.

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Riverdale 7.14, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-One: Archie the Musical

🎵 This Is Love 🎵

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Riverdale 7.14, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-One: Archie the Musical

🎵 The Universe Inside 🎵

I hope that someday someone looks into my eyes, and finally sees the universe inside.

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Riverdale 7.14, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-One: Archie the Musical

🎵 Do You Know What It’s Like? 🎵

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Riverdale 7.14, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-One: Archie the Musical

🎵 Next Friday Valentine, Archie’s mine 🎵

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Riverdale 7.14, Chapter One Hundred Thirty-One: Archie the Musical

🎵 Archie’s All-American 🎵

Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right, Archie taking any road that he can find, Archie never making up his All-American mind

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Riverdale 6.21, Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen: The Stand

Kevin runs in and immediately gets shot in the shoulder by Percival. Big Baby Anthony arrives to fulfil his destiny of taking on Percival with a dagger of Megiddo. Percival fires several rounds at Big Baby Anthony but the bullets have no impact on his immortal form. Percival retreats to his desk chair in which he spins and disappears, leaving behind a pile of clothes. He lands butt naked in another room.