:/

Leo (@professor-scaly) watches riverdale :(

[bireggiemantle]

one thing you can really say about riverdale is that it strives to reference literally every movie ever made

[lezarus]

kjs delivery here is killing me ‘wow……. thats….. SO true!’ archie is literally a tumblrina

[gaydantehicks]

another cog in the murder machine

[deanwinchesterapologist]

They have got to put jughead jones in more television shows. He doesn't have to do anything he can just be there

[deanwinchesterapologist]

They should put castiel in riverdale we've all said this but I would go so far as to say they should also put jughead in supernatural

[youre-only-gay-once]

5 minutes later:

[wolvesofinnistrad]

[hellygf]

OH SO THEY ACTUALLY DESTIELED HIM

[riverdaleo]

Oh, gay people LOOOOVE “exit pursued by bear” when it’s shakespeare, but when it’s RIVERDALE-

[tallahasseemp3]

riverdale time loop episode where betty is the person aware of the loop and insane about it. jughead always believes her but archie never does and cheryl is an agent of chaos

[quinnred]

Quick concept of a nasty ol’ bird god who only speaks to mortals with the false skull at the tip of it’s beak. It’s feathers move almost like a suspended fluid, writhing with an iridescent shimmer of shifting colour. It is difficult to determine it’s  true body underneath it’s plumage.

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

gay sex would fix archie andrews

[bireggiemantle]

[transvampirerights]

[whaleinwhite]

[eggastential-biscuits]

[libraralien]

Ok I watched Riverdale, and

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

[onceiwashere]

scene from next season of riverdale

Archie: Oh hey Gay Kevin how was your summer  Gay Kevin: Actually archie, im called Achillean Kevin now. I have a blog! Veronica (while applying red lipstick and eyeliner sharp enough to well you know): well Kevin we support you no matter what Cheryl Blossom: hey everyone. :) shut the hell up and listen :) jughead is killing and eating polly Cooper and he’s doing it right now ;*

[riverdaleo]

god you have no idea how much i hated seeing the barchie kiss. PLEASE let bughead be together. They’re so insane please please please i want to see them kill and eat a person and they COULD and it would be GIRLPOWER!!!!

[redpandarascal]