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“how mad do you think my mom would be if i brought a kitten home?”

#hillsboro:starter

mrsdanigardner:

“mama bear always wins.”

“wait, wait, wait. if you can be a bear then why can’t i?”

devcniisms:

“river, you and fallon aren’t the same. she could do it, but i don’t think you can.”

“we’re not? i think we are, we’re like always together and shit.”

brccklynsmith:

“maybe you could, but i don’t feel like calling 911 today.”

“really? that’s lazy.”

fcllonisms:

“Yep. When I was a kid I was, but then I got a concussion and now it makes me sick.”

“Oh, shit. Really? That’s hardcore as hell.”

loladeclan:

“not really.”

“ouch, i’m broken hearted, lo.”

kalebnxtcaleb:

“I’ll give you twenty bucks if you can do it.”

“wait, legit?”

alekseimikhailov:

“You would probably die. If you’re gonna try it, at least wait until I’m not around. I don’t like talking to cops.”

“I totally won’t die.”

devcniisms:

“no. you’re going to snap your ankles in half.”

“no way! fallon taught me how to not die.”

mikahjoel:

“if you want to break your neck maybe.”

“what, you don’t believe in me?”

mrsdanigardner:

“you’re the one who insists on pretending to be a polar bear!”

“okay... fair enough. you win this round.”

fcllonisms:

“I was just kidding you goober.” Fallon laughs. “Yep. Uh, I’m not. But I am helping one of the flyers. I can’t do the air stuff, it males me dizzy.”

“Seriously? Were you ever one of them?”

“i bet you i could do a backflip off of that.”

#hillsboro:starter #hes pointing #@ something rly tall

mrsdanigardner:

“no, but they certainly don’t give them ac ! you can get an igloo and an ice enclosure all you want, but complementary ac is for the house only.”

“oh, c’mon ma! that’s so messed up, you’d make me live in an igloo? your one and only son? your precious little boy? frozen to death in an ice fortress or forced to live in the heat?”

#drama queen

fcllonisms:

“Good, I was gonna be kinda mad if you were.“ She laughs a little. “Okay. Yeah, plus it’s like the most craziest thing we’ve done all year. I’d like to say it is, but I might be kinda biased.”

“Oh, no.. don’t do that. No need to be mad.” he laughed. “Damn, really? I can’t wait to see it then. Are you getting thrown up in the air and shit?”

fcllonisms:

“Are you sure you’re not just saying that?” She laughs before nodding. “I’m kind of in the middle, but near the front. Are you excited for it?”

“Of course I’m not.” He shook his head. “Cool, good to know. I’ll keep an eye out. Of course I am, you guys have been working on this forever, I’m expecting something dope. Is it cool?”

fcllonisms:

“Wanna come see me cheer this Friday? It’s the last game before the summer and I’ve been workin’ really hard to be perfect in the routine.”

“You know that if I didn’t already have to go, I’d totally go to watch you.” He laughed. “I’m sure it looks awesome, are you in the front?”

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