Procrastination Queen

Dump blog pls dont follow

[beanzdabean]

i love how this joke is so obscure, that its literally nonsense to anyone who hasn't listened to tma ToT

[shaymindreamy]

Happy Neil banging out the tunes 20th anniversary

[kuv8sh5]

need that

[huffylemon]

shrimps is bugs

[itisonlyeyes-deactivated2024053]

if you're cold, so are they. let them in. let the worms in. let the worms into you. they're cold, do you want them to be cold? no? then let them in. let them have a snack while they're at it. do you want the worms to go hungry?

[josaprcat]

@vague-magnus-archives

[seven-oh-four]

honestly r/196 coming to tumblr was the best result. this is where they belong. these are animals born in captivity finally being released to interact with other members of their species

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while…

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one…

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is my favourite post on this website

[unsolids-your-snake]

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

[dduane]

Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

(also “Port O’Rico”)

[hellmo]

Muricans

[disgruntleddemon]

Obsessed w how the gangs' all posed in this scene ngl

[catgirl-kaiju]

A group of queer friends, at one of their shitty apartments, pausing the board game they were playing to have an impromptu group therapy session

[king-bones-the1st]

aw man you just know fred is going through it with his dad right now

[marisatomay]

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

[marisatomay]

recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”

[jethroq]

”walkable cities is ableist” has to be a psy-op. you can’t be this bad at understanding what the term means.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I feel like this is similar to the argument i've seen "working class is an ableist term because not everyone can work" where people just see one word (walkable, working) and make incorrect assumptions based on that alone without further research. In reality "walkable" doesn't refer to "having to walk on two feet" but general mobility outside cars.

[the-marxist-mash]

We all know walkable cities are designed exclusively with people who can run a 5min mile in mind and working-class only refers to people who swing a sledgehammer for a minimum of 9hrs a day for work

[duckdotcom]

you could probably eat a television without any repercussions if you were patient about it and only took really small bites

[mortirolo]

@vague-magnus-archives 😭😭😭😭

[atlas-of-galaxies]

while it does suck a lot of twitter artists are losing their primary way of sharing art, I hope anyone joining tumblr in the midst of this mass exodus realizes just how much better this place is for sharing and viewing art. 30 image limit (and when extended to the description, essentially limitless), no character limit in posts or alt text, image cropping that is much kinder to your pieces, mixing gifs and images in the same post, and more. like guys you have no idea how much better it is here

[unusualrussia]

Translate this meme for me, please.

[chestervelt]

“honk honk, your Uber has arrived”

“Oleg, what the fuck”

[system-reset]

the best thing ever lmao

[duncebento]

[artisticlesbian]

[orcboxer]

(via @arianwells )

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[slitherpunk]

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

[arcnoise]

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

[wizard-email]

it's fucking friday

[pikky126]

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday