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Hatter anon 👋🏼👋🏼 I’m still working on a response but mad hatter speaking in rhyme is kicking my ass

(( take your time! And if you ever wanna drop the rhyming that's fine too, I thought it would be super hard to do constantly fhdhfj

You've done so well with them though I'll give you that!

hm? Oh of course it’s temporary, I assure you it will not affect your memory. So, what will it be? Will you drink my tea? Then we can be in wonderland hand in hand. Now doesn’t that sound just grand? ~under his breath~ and if I must deal with the imposter hatter, then I will make it a quick and simple matter.

Hm...

o-on second thought, maybe I shouldn't... its one thing to be mind controlled but another to like... consume who-knows-whats-in-here tea... I'm sure its lovely! I just...

*She stares at the cup in hand, looking rather sad.*

My Hatter hasn't been around for a year now and... I... I really miss being in Wonderland... oh god, maybe I should? Just one sip?

...

Just one sip.

#👀#mad hatter anon

Oh I see he’s gotten to you with his lies, as he vies to be the only one in your eyes. Luckily my tea is the remedy. ~tapping the side of the cup~ So why don’t you partake, I assure you it won’t be a mistake.~

Is. Is this going to be permanent ....? It wears off in an hour or so, right-?

All of the sudden this feels so fast uh. Uh uh. Um.

I don't really want to forget about my Jervis...

#mad hatter anon #DGTUIBIHGTRRERFHIBFER THE BIGGEST TEMPTATION IN A CUP

~Slides you a cup of tea~ So my dear, what is all this chatter I hear, of you having another Hatter? A fraudulent doppleganger duping my Alice, is quite the way to fuel my anger and malice. This cheap copy has my vexation, but I cannot abide his imitation. He shall have to learn, that you are mine and he may only yearn.

I. Uh. Well, to be fair he's the one who showed up first, like around a year ago. I don't think he'd be too fond hearing you say that either...

#mad hatter anon #oh my god please this is pushing so many buttons for me AKDHDJDHF #im dyin /pos

messygoku

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

#real #in my mind my f/os have pretty average sized dicks and im happier with it #small is good too i dont mind #the big ones scare me so bad how do you walk around with that thang

I think it's beautiful that here's a bunch of us that's horny for Jervis I very much feel less of a freak seeing people thirstposting about him.

Like yeah we're freak4freak what about it

#fjhfjdhfjdjdjs i always felt so embarassed having a crush on him #mostly bc well. you know how he is #plus technically hes not conventionally attractive like the rest of my tumblr sexymen twink type of f/os #guh. i appreciate yall

hazyhopepunk

#jervis #DUDDDEEEE

bunnygirlonthemoon

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

#jervis #bro.... dude i loved ragebaiting him please

~giggles in glee~ Oh Alice, how fun it is to make you blush, such a sight seeing you all flush. Come, come, let your Hatter care for you, there’s ~oh~ so much we can do.

See I can't even do my usual tsundere bit that I usually do because I've been wanting this for so long

LEMME IN LEMME IN

#SKDHXJSSJSHDNSD RAAAAAH

@makewhatiwanna

us at arkhamverse jervis

What’s this I see, my Alice not doing well? Why this cannot be! Come my dear sir with me, have some tea. It is my special tea after all, a single sip and down the rabbit hole you’ll fall. There in wonderland we can stay, and I will have you my way~

UM

HELLO????

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HUH??????