idiot sandwhich deluxe

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[saywhat-politics]

[cundtcake]

!!!

[ghost-in-the-ujb-deactivated202]

THE ELEPHANT ONE MY HEART

[queervagabond]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[stevensavage]

Random coronavirus tweets I liked. Add your faves!

[elliesgaymachete]

Glinda is a femme lesbian with the worst case of compulsory heterosexuality I’ve ever seen in my life and Elphaba is bisexual and attracted to anyone who has ever been nice to her

[gliyerabaa]

GOOD POST OP

[lowbutt]

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

[chaosquotient]

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

[flailmorpho-deactivated20171007]

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

[lyssalovescookies]

#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[growncolder-blog]

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[thegamefreaks]

[stickyfrogs]

Today’s Best Behaved Frog was NOT Voigt.

[itsbetterthananal]

the look of a pure menace

[demilypyro]

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

[demilypyro]

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

[navigaero]

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

[enshanomusicbro-deactivated2018]

You’re not going to heaven.

[navigaero]

[beautglow-deactivated20230625]

It’s that time of the year again

[awwww-cute]

[frogmp3]

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Jenna Marbles found her niche and has embraced it to the absolute max