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yugirimistwalker

wingull becomes exponentially better when you remove the wings

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no beak

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meow

iguanamouth

we can rebuild them……

bonersniper

This is how digimon works

zuzu-the-clown

WIN IS BA GULL BA

accidentallyadoptedazoo

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

nyxandshion

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

i-will-go-down-with-these-feels

Just Because I Walk With A Plate It Doesn’t Mean It’s For You - the shocking conclusion to the trilogy

cardcaptorr

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

hyperionangel

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

hyperionangel

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies

cashcutie

heavydirtysoul-24

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me, a POC, when I’m eating something spicy and it’s actually burning and I’m trying to hide it: Fire cannot kill a dragon

smellyoldblanket

maxi-snacks

evilrashida

cinematic parallels

worldcircus

Kind of gives you chills .

kittygory-deactivated20210901

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it.

youreyesblazeout

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.