Ryan @rjswizzle - Tumblr Blog

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

My teacher won’t email me back is this the friend zone

It’s the little things that matter the most 🎄🌈

If you hear someone say “Hey, Miss” it sounds normal, but if you hear “Hey, Mister” you expect to see a young boy from 1940 selling you newspapers.

I haven’t been asked for a single bitcoin even the bots know I’m poor

shawn mendes: stands next to any guy

all you gays:

What if the moon landing didn’t happen it just grew a flag like that.

Neil Armstrong was just already there

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump

um. good morning and what the fuck

Yeah fandoms are cool and all but like have you ever dialed (+1) 202-759-7593 to let ur senators know that you oppose the repeal of net neutrality

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

bitch me too the fuck

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

me too

WHO UP

get some rest

Ryan