R.L. Evans

Sometimes I make things. Have a Soylent Coupon: http://r.soy.lt/lgAuG

[winterwolvesgames]

Very important information should you decide to visit my home! #cats

[princesstigerbelle]

that’s a blob with eyes

[g-a-y-e-r]

[frogmp3]

[a-little-bit-of-thisandthat]

[whitepeopletwitter]

life is back pain

[anoriginalderivative]

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

[veerletakino]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that during the filming of the Sound of Music, the city of Salzburg refused to allow Nazi flags to be hung off buildings for filming. The director threatened to instead use real newsreel footage of the city enthusiastically greeting Hitler. The city quickly backpedalled and allowed the shot (x)

[ceescedasticity]

I think the correct thing to do in that situation is make ‘em use the damn newsreels. In fact I’m not sure why that would be an effective threat.

In fact…

…I’m going to ask to see another source on that.

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[lpbestiary]

Lemures are the spirits of the restless dead in Roman mythology. They are viewed as frightening and dangerous, and often appear without form, appearing as a liminal darkness and sense of dread.

Lemures rise from people not given a proper burial or funeral rites. They wander the Earth seeking an unclear measure of vengeance.

Image source.

Monster master list.

Suggest a spook.

[enbybrigade]

Pride Month at My College

So this month, my college is celebrating pride, since there’s a lot more people here than in June. And while I’m still buzzing with the pride energy, I just wanted to make a quick post.

So today’s events were a pride march to the steps of a significant building on my campus, where we had a pride rally, and for about an hour we had an open mic to go up and say stuff. I ended up speaking at it, and said some things about how, even without the support of family or the world in general, we still need to be proud of who we are, and keep pushing to make the world a better place. But the most important part of that is to be proud of who you are. 

I just wanted to take a moment and remind all of you guys to also be proud of who you are. Always. Even if it’s not pride month, or Trans Day of Visibility, it is always important to be proud. We don’t get to stop being LGBT when the pride celebrations are over, and we shouldn’t stop being proud of who we are either. 

I want to leave you with a saying that I know I’ve seen before but I can’t remember where. “Accept my existence, or expect my resistance.” 

Thank you for being great followers.

NonbinaryWarrior They/them

[imfemalewarrior]

Happy pride!

[lpbestiary]

The Pricolici is a hybrid of vampire and werewolf in Romanian folklore. Unquiet souls who rise from the grave to attack living people, they will sometimes resemble the person they were in life, but always possess wolf-like characteristics.

Some believe a Pricolici will be born when a particularly hateful or violent man dies. Others say that they rise from werewolves who have died. Belief in Pricolici exists to this day, with some rural Romanian villages reporting wolf attacks that are blamed on the undead creatures.

Image source.

Monster master list.

Suggest a spook.

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

That and their whole “raise the minimum wage even a little bit and we’ll purposefully go out of our way to vindictively destroy the working class via outsourcing and automation.” I dont know why conservatives bow to this like its something necessary that just happens or even worse good. Its not some natural law. Its an active threat made by the bourgeoisie against the rest of us that reads “back off the wealth we’ve stolen from you or else”. Instead of kowtowing to these threats we should do the sensible thing and facilitate their demise. Because God knows they’re busy trying to facillitate ours

[geyashvecova]

Design graphics Geya Shvecova (Kawaii_Sugar_Stars_060419)

[demilypyro]

having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape

[disgruntledmushroom]

suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me

[retail-hell]

I forgot to post about this yesterday, because I was too jazzed about a Dolly Parton coloring book and Survivor but…

This shit, right here?

Ignorant as Hell!

Do not stick your grubby fingers in the floral foam unless you intend to buy it!!!

Do not stick your grubby fingers in every piece of floaral foam and make our entire stock unsellable!!!

While I’m all for the fucking over big corporations, you are not sticking it to the man by sticking your fingers into the floral foam to “see how squishy it is”!!!!

Stop it!!!

Just stop it!!!

Fucking control yourselves and your children, you Godless heathens!!!

Do you know how badly I want to take glass objects and smash them on the ground all the time??? Pretty damn badly.

If I, with my super low-impulse control can fucking manage not to shove my fingers .25" deep into the floral foam, SO CAN YOU!!!

Want to test and see how squishy it is?

PINCH a CORNER.

That’s it! That’s all you have to do! Treat the floral foam like tomatoes at the grocery store!!!

[retail-hell]

@autumnunchained

[retail-hell]

@autumnunchained @rl-evans

1) “Godless heathens” is literally just an expression where I’m from. It’s used in this post to literally poke fun at the fact that 99% of JoAnn customers are white Christian women.

2) Y'all are too sensitive. Y'all have turned my venting/joke post into a debate about how it’s insensitive to call people, who literally destroy someone else’s property, “Godless heathens”, when I’m fed-up with the destruction and loss of said property.

3) Atheists are seriously the vegans of religion. No one asked for your commentary, or your criticisms, but here you are. Butt-hurt, and making it my problem that your wittle feewings are hurt by a post that has nothing to do with you.

4) I do own that I piss people off all the time. Have you seen my other posts? I literally have a running joke post about “Controversial Things I’ve Said On This Blog” where I take posts that dumbasses like you get offended over and post them on it like a master post. Speaking of…I have to add to my list. ;)

5) If you’re atheist, why should it matter to you that I call people Godless heathens??? Like shouldn’t you just be like, “God is fake anyways so…” and then go about your merry day??? Also, this is CLEARLY aimed at people who destroy products on shelves. If you don’t do it, it’s not aimed at you, now is it??

Xoxo, a Godless Heathen

[rl-evans-blog]

1) Every bad word is "just a term where I'm from" to someone. If that were good reason to use a term then racist white people wouldn't be afraid of calling black people the n-word in public.

2) I actually took no issue with the original post, just your response to the other person's critique. I mean, I don't see how vandalism is connected to being a heathen from a definition standpoint but I wasn't gonna harp on it.

3) Using vegan as shorthand for annoying people is so 2016. No one gives kosher, vegetarian, halal, or pescatarians the same shit. In general, this point reads very 4chan. One poor word choice is normally not enough for me to take issue with someone or something unless it's a grievous error. Once again my critique was of your response, not the original post.

4) Yes. But unfortunately, I've never seen you step in it like this post. Add to the list. Show what not to do.

5) You can't judge someone else's experience. It may not affect you, but bigotry against atheists exists and still happens to this day. I've been exorcised, beaten with a bible, been given death threats, you name it. I've been prevented from extra-curriculars and jobs because of it. Life in a Deep South small town, y'all. Even in a more progressive area, I've had customers try to convert me. I've had customers purposely lie about my sale to them when they know I'm an atheist because they want to give the sale to a good Christian. And I will, once again, point out for you that my response was to your reply, not the original post. Tho I will also point out that you missed the far funnier and more meme-able joke of calling people who destroy other peoples property and then decide they dont want it Imperialists or Colonizers.

[geyashvecova]

Design graphics Geya Shvecova (Star_Space_Rain_050419)

[retail-truestory]

Why is it that customers can take our wagon and push it half way down the aisle so they can grab what they need off the shelf but when we move their wagon half an inch over to the left to put something back on the shelf they get pissed beyond belief? Actually not looking for an answer, just annoyed that this happens so much.

[prorevenge]

You give me a poor raise and bonus i take away annual 300K dollars of business from you.

I was lurking for sometimes and here I am ready to tell my pro-revenge story. Too long story: TLDR at the end.

To put some context on the story, I was working at a multi-national firm, I did my final internship post-masters degree there and they liked me so they offered me a job as a junior consultant. Fresh from school I couldn’t be happier. As I was naïve, I signed the contract without worrying about the little details, one of the clause was that the leave notice is set to be 3 month, I raised the issue and they said, it’s not a big deal, it was just for compliance purposes to the parent firm, fair enough, I started working.

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[fuck-customers]

My store manager told one of my shift supervisors that I didn't communicate with her that I can't work Thursdays (weekly doctors and therapy visits) or openings Mon-Fri (because I'm driving my siblings to school) anymore, and my shift looked at her and said "I was there when he told you and then handed you a copy of the permanent schedule adjustment form." So thank you shift for sticking up for me and fuck you manager.