[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[skorpia]

Step up your game, Olive Garden.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

i love twitter

[fuckyeahantsandgrapes]

weird ant with 3 cookies all to himself? What a greedy little slut… Look at his strength… So great.. So powerful…

[insomniac-arrest]

feeling when entering a store

walmart- paranoia

7/11- certainty

target- home

super target- your estranged aunt’s home

macy’s- smugness

Home Depot- loss

whole foods- the kale feeling

CVS- the all knowing eye of God

dunkin donuts- a lady yelling at me in a brooklyn accent

walgreens- grandpa’s firm hand shake

costco- endurance

[historyandmemes]

Catholic Church: You can’t divorce Catherine of Aragon.

Henry VIII: yOu CaN’t DiVoRcE cAtHeRiNe Of ArAgOn

[theweirdwideweb]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

[shysmitchell]

[localstarboy]

I’m in tears 😂😂

[femininefreak]

[ygsolis]

oh hey look something the media doesn’t want you to believe exists 

[thots-and-prayers]

a note to all aspiring novelists…

sometimes you should just use “said”

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[theyuniversity]

[littlealienproducts]

[phineaslightfoot-deactivated201]

CANNOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Because its safer to be nobody than a woman

[amusementforme]

[hurried-deactivated20181109]