Exiled to the Pointless Forest

I know I am an adult because my laundry has gone from my mother's hands into my husband's. I like to read. I like to talk. I love to talk about reading. And myself.

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Say Lou Lou “Hard for a Man”

good tunes

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Mood

[broad-city]

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I’ve texted this to John while at work.

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I have played Porno for Pyros “Tahitian Moon” on a loop this morning.

I explained “Pets” to the Goose and she was mystified.

[captain-jimkirk]

[rndoblio]

My marriage, in a nutshell. 

[ultrafacts]

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[1017sosa300-blog]

baby elephants are so CUTE

[ultrafacts]

Adding more elephant facts to the compilation!

Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4] 

[gularasi-deactivated20190907]

i literally do not care at all that this ruins my aesthetics or whatever. elephants are so fucking great. jesus fucking christ i love them so much, i don’t have enough swear words in my vocabulary for it.

[auntynessi]

Posting for all the awesomeness but mostly for the elephant using the car as a scratching post!! 😂😂😂🐘🐘🐘

[miss-kitty-fantastico]

The baby elephant crying at it’s mum rejecting it!!@ 😭😭😭😭

But also, there was this man who rescued heaps of elephants and, shortly after he died, at least two herds turned up at his home to mourn him. Elephant herds are strongly matriarchal and you normally won’t see two matriarchs in close proximity to each other without fighting, but these two herds stayed peaceful towards each other for the duration of the time that they were there. They also travelled for miles to be there, meaning they had left hours before his death and timed it to turn up. They knew he was dying, they knew when it would happen, and they wanted to mourn him…source (sorry, on mobile so can’t link pretty): http://www.beliefnet.com/inspiration/home-page-news-and-views/wild-elephants-mourn-death-of-famed-elephant-whisperer.aspx?

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

I’m crying

[josephinem]

;_;

[rndoblio]

I wasn’t going to post this until I saw the baby elephant sucking its trunk. It’s my Nugget, as an elephant.

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This post has been brought to you by the letter N for Nostalgia. #muppetbabies #mcdonaldshappymealtoys #80s

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Crochet help

Hello! Does anyone know the name of or patterns for crochet that uses two colors at once and creates, like, a negative on the opposite side?

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Trying the tulip stitch. #crochet #crafts #wip

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I found a mis-count right away! #messlater #save #crossstitch #craft

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

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I think this is the bossest thing ever

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At least twice a year, I have a day of Third Eye Blind.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

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My political post ‘o the day

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

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Yup

[rndoblio]

Me: Check if there’s money upstairs.

John: There hasn’t been money upstairs since the early 80′s.

John: (twenty minutes later sends this gif)

Me: God, I love you. You’re so fucking funny.

[rndoblio]

I’m sorry, but this hits me way worse than Bowie and maybe even Alan Rickman. The soundtrack of my teens is steeped in his voice.

While everyone went nuts over Pearl Jam, I held my torch for this blue eyed man.

[abbygalloway]