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Kirsty| 19 | Scotland | I'm just a guy being a dude

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me when my room is being haunted by ghosts

[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

[turing-tested]

you’re right

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[gaytonystark]

Me, anytime I hear A Noise™️ at night:

[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[guantanamo-bae]

Best pirate ive ever seen…

[artandrhinos]

I am living for this meme

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

hahaha UNMUTE!!!!

[liamakorn]

My heart 😍

[logarto]

[labias]

the only valid form of cardio is riding dick

[earthstory]

[theweirdwideweb]

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO

[bitter-bender]

@imaginaryrichnigga

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[pupperluv]

[thatswherethesunsets]

Pure

[smaliorsha]

We don’t deserve dogs

[animatedtext]