I’ve Seen Redpills You People Wouldnt Believe

Taken by a truly extraordinary specimen/22/Resident of the not-so-great White North

[catchymemes]

[judedeluca]

This is the Magic Money Van.

Reblog this and you will gain large amounts of cash in unexpected ways.

[fleshdyke]

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

[fleshdyke]

“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

“fatigue 2”, Big Crab

[tsunflowers]

not enough people talk about the fact that the mans in the seasons greasons image later evolve to share a symbiotic relationship

[tsunflowers]

love wins

[boatcats]

Classic sea shanties like:

"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."

"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."

"Storm."

"Big storm."

"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."

"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."

[boatcats]

Not to forget crowd favorites like:

"Pull harder or we are all going to die."

"Bad working conditions."

"Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole."

[seaglassandeelgrass]

And the perennial favourites:

"God I Need A Drink"

"I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing"

"Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don't Fall Overboard"

"My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I'll Go Be Miserable At Sea"

"Whale. Big Fish."

"The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard."

"Spent All My Money, Oops."

"Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship's Stern."

"Shipwreck."

"Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe."

"Hey, Remember That Guy? He's Dead."

"I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months."

"Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming."

"Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Sea. Goodbye, I'm Off To Sea."

[fukushima-kamikrazee-war-boy]

"I've Been Robbed by a Prostitute"

[ikemoths]

A very famous moth, the African death's head hawkmoth :) Named after the skull shape on their back, though honestly i dont care about the skull, i care about the fact that they can SQUEEK!!!

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[paxamericana]

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[beardedmrbean]

it's true, this is the live view of the security cameras moments after she said this.

[r4cs0]

[fapper]

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

[stonerzelda]

reminds me of this bit from a breaking bad interview with jonathan banks lol

[radiation]

[merica-for-mericans-deactivated]

[nerd-marine-deactivated20160904]

Reblog every time.

[wherelibertydwells]

Don't forget the inhumanity of what these people said and did in 2021, and don't let them forget it either.

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

This is what they really think of you. These are the same people who will call you a heartless monster for not supporting their pet political causes.

Don’t forget that they actually hate you.

[machetelanding]

[evenlyevi]

some twitter dot com shenanigans, might as well post this here too :D

[catchymemes]

[news-queue]

Capitalism Is Coming for Our Snacks

From chip bags full of air to that suspicious dimple on the bottom of the peanut butter jar, food corporations are shamelessly reducing the treats-per-dollar ratio. Snacks are a small but key pleasure that the capitalists are quietly ripping away from us.

Picture this. You pop open a bag of barbecue chips as you sit down to watch a football game or Love Island. Then you stare down in disbelief. You bought a bag of air with a smattering of chips at the bottom. This is a universal experience. It’s called shrinkflation.

For years, companies have been shrinking the amount of food in their products while keeping prices the same or even increasing them. In what should be a criminal offense, Häagan-Dazs shrank their tubs of ice cream by two ounces in 2009. In 2016, Toblerone tried shrinking their chocolate bars by putting comically large gaps between each peak of chocolate. The change was too visually obvious, so they reversed course after a massive internet backlash — but when the changes are subtler, it’s harder for people to notice. In 2014, Frito-Lay shrank their Sun Chips bag from ten ounces to only seven. Do you think the price decreased by 30 percent as well? Of course not! Consumers were stuck paying more for less.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a classic American food, and possibly one of our only defensible cultural innovations, but nowadays you can’t find a single peanut butter or jelly jar in the supermarket that doesn’t have a little dimple on the bottom. The purpose of that dimple is to sneakily shrink the content inside the containers. Observant shoppers have reported finding similar dimples on everything from tubs of hummus to shakers of parmesan cheese. Check your pantry right now. You’ll find dimples everywhere except on your face, because you won’t be smiling.

This corporate practice has become even more common this year, as companies use the excuse of inflation as cover for shameless price gouging. A two-pack from Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups went from 1.6 ounces to 1.5 ounces. General Mills shrunk their “family size” box of cereal by about 6 percent. Doritos bags lost 0.5 ounces. Other than the listed net grams, the packaging is identical — only dedicated snack connoisseurs spotted these changes. Some packages of Pedigree dog food have shrunk from fifty pounds to forty-four. Yes, they’re even trying to starve your dog. And this isn’t only happening to food. Bounty paper towels are less bountiful and the laundry detergent Gain has undergone loss.

Shrinkflation is having a pop culture moment. The word was recently added to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, and the phenomenon has been the subject of multiple viral investigative journalist–style TikToks. But shrinkflation is not a fad adopted by companies to help them survive the pandemic. It’s an inevitable part of our economic system. Under capitalism, companies are incentivized to make profit at the expense of everything else. They have no duty to the environment, the government, or even the consumer. Their goal is to get your money and to keep as much of it as they can. Any extra financial investment they put into the product would cut into their profit margin.

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[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.